<PitBu||> i don't partake of illegal substances
<PitBu||> beer gives me the shits
<PitBu||> fireworks are dangerous
* PitBu|| sobs

<Trolan> rat just got my puppy killed.
<Trolan> my cute little fire breathing puppy

[S+Z] DarkDawg has set the topic on channel #bye to I SUCK LIKE A MOFO, CHRISTINE IM SORRY I
DIDN'T WEAR A CONDOM!@#$

<prine> i just went to the kitchen... got there, had no idea why i went there... so i open the
fridge... look in to see if i see what my idea was, so i spot this whipping cream... and get an idea
that i should inhale a bunch of it. Well i do. then i come back to my room and see my empty glass
and realize i was going to the kitchen for water. 
<DaRoach> um
<DaRoach> dumbass
<fukdis> pothead
<Bascha> fascinating
<Trolan> addicts
<DaRoach> "so then im like, should i shove the gerbil up my ass? and i do. and then i get
back to my room and realize i had forgotten the lube"

<Bascha> oh god someone kill me!
<DaRoach> why?
<DaRoach> ?
<fukdis> because she said so
<fukdis> just do it
<fukdis> now
<fukdis> DO IT
<fukdis> you know you wanna
<DaRoach> NO
<DaRoach> I REFUSE TO GIVE IN TO PEER PRES- ah fuck it, just give me the gun

<DarkDawg> i have a felling i have a trojan
<DarkDawg> feeling
<fukdis> condom?
<fukdis> that aint right, man!
<DarkDawg> no
<fukdis> sheep like it raw dog

<DarkDawg> hrm
<DarkDawg> somethign doesn;t seem right...
<Xplosive> the spelling of 'something' and 'doesn't'?
<fukdis> ahahaha

<CokMouth> FUCK IT
<PitBu||> haha
<CokMouth> :O

<Bossdude> omg I am laughing my ass off here
<Bossdude> my fathers new girlfriend
<Bossdude> a woman in her 70's, who has a country band
<Bossdude> she wears a big fucking white cowboy hat
<fukdis> ahahaha
<fukdis> i thought your father wanted to kill you
<Bossdude> he prolly still does
<Bossdude> I'm finding this out through the grapevine
<fukdis> oh
<fukdis> that's funny shit
<fukdis> does she sing in the country band? i'd like to see her dentures fly out during
the chorus
<Bossdude> she plays guitar
<Bossdude> I'm picturing this in my mind and I can't stop laughing
<fukdis> haha
<Bossdude> maybe he'll forget about wanting me dead now that he's getting some from
a cowgirl
<fukdis> i wonder if her guitar has its own walker
<fukdis> haha
<Bossdude> HAHA
<fukdis> tappin that dusty ass!
<Bossdude> her last husband divorced her because he couldn't keep up with her
<Lucyen> Uh.
<fukdis> damn
<fukdis> slutty gramma
<Bossdude> more info!
<Bossdude> she's divorced 4 times
<Bossdude> LOL
<Lucyen> Damn.
<fukdis> woohoo
<Lucyen> Hrm... 70 year old country singing slut.
<Lucyen> I'm gonna guess somewhere ther's a 10 year old polaroid of her fucking a
beer bottle.
<Bossdude> hahahahaha
<fukdis> haha
<fukdis> http://www.fukdis.com/fukdis/images/wildparty_jpg.jpg
<Lucyen> And the sad thing is, that's likely the most basic.
<Lucyen> Then we have farm implements and the occasional farm animal.
<fukdis> and whole guitars
<Bossdude> haha
<fukdis> flutes just dont do the trick
<Lucyen> That's gotta hurt being pulled out.
<fukdis> haha. but not being pushed in?
<Lucyen> *shrug*
<fukdis> come on. we know you're the expert
<Lucyen> I admit it.  I've had hundreds of guitars pushed all the way into my tight
pussy.
<Lucyen> And every single one of them hurt like holy hell afterward...
<Lucyen> ...mostly because I had came and could feel pain again.
<Lucyen> Happy?

<Bascha> once i found a penny under my boob
<Bascha> it was a lucky penny
<Dico> that's sick
<fukdis> where was your boob?
<DaRoach> under the sofa

<Neff-> hi mario
<DaRoach> hi
<Neff-> *hug*
<DaRoach> *knee*
<Neff-> :(
<fukdis> haha

<shitted> i didn't get admitted into the school i wanted
<DaRoach> the school of alcohal and drug abuse?
<shitted> sfu
<shitted> they probably have a website
<shitted> www.sfu.bc.ca i guess
<shitted> take out the bc.
<shitted> www.sfu.ca
<fukdis> haha
<fukdis> Shitted Fuck U
<fukdis> i mean i'm sorry

<DaRoach> poor dick
<Xplosive> uh
<Xplosive> what's wrong with it?

<DaRoach> fuck, i dont want to work
<Bascha> me neither
<Bascha> i wanna go home, and relax
<Bascha> smoke a bit
<shitted> quit
<Bascha> watch fear and loathing
<shitted> i quit my job
<shitted> i'm happy
<Bascha> and get some shit put away and sorted 
<Bascha> and broke i bet
<shitted> yeah well money only makes black people happy

<zwerg> bob yes
<SonicRaT> i know whats wrong
<SonicRaT> but you're not going to like it
<zwerg> what ?
<SonicRaT> you're an idiot
<SonicRaT> ;)
<zwerg> takes one to know one
* SonicRaT proceeds to leave now
<SonicRaT> no, actually, it doesn't
<SonicRaT> I know what a bird is
<SonicRaT> but I'm not a bird
<SonicRaT> so fuck off
<SonicRaT> ;)

<DaRoach> but you can only eat a banana for like 2 seconds
<MafiaMuff> that's all it takes before it creams in my eye

<Xplosive> i have a pinky ring that i use as a penis ring

<Pedigree> The acronym for this round is LGJVO. You have 60 seconds.
<Pedigree> /msg Pedigree "acro your answer". Good luck!
<Trolan> sounds like the one from #acro. heh
<Pedigree> -=30 Seconds!=-
<Pedigree> Time expired, lets vote!
<Pedigree> 1: Little Goolia Julia violates Olave
<Pedigree> 2: lick green julia vagina open
<Pedigree> 3: Lesbians Give Julia Vaginal Ooze
<Pedigree> 4: Lesbians Give Jobs Vaginally Outside
<PitBu||> hahahahah
<Pedigree> 5: little gay jew vatos openmouth
<MafiaMuff> YOU FUCKERS!
<MafiaMuff> hahahaha
<Trolan> BWAHAHAHAHAHAAH

<PitBu||> gayness
<fukdis> fucking homos
Signoff: Neff- (Ping timeout: 180 seconds)

<awaken> i like to lick my own testicles
Signoff: awaken (That's it for today)

<fukdis> calling in sick here doesnt pay. my boss took the opportunity to rifle through my
shit
<PitBu||> maybe he ran out of kleenex
<PitBu||> and the porn was a-callin
<fukdis> she
<PitBu||> maybe she squirts
<fukdis> why do you assume a boss is male? you're racist against chicks!
<PitBu||> fuck chicks!
<PitBu||> i do!
<DarkDawg> dave: the word is sexist not racist
<fukdis> justin: it was a joke you moron
<PitBu||> haha
* DarkDawg shrugs
<fukdis> justin was all proud for a second
<fukdis> treasure that second always

<PitBu||> gayness
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<PitBu||> naturally, he arrives

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<notfnord> you know, when i went to thailand, i had a layover in taiwan
<notfnord> when i got off the plane, the first thing i saw wasn't a "welcome to
taiwan" sign or anything remotely like it
<notfnord> it was a sign saying "DRUG TRAFFICKING IS PUNISHABLE BY DEATH IN THE
R.O.C."

<DaRoach> whenever i put my phone next to my crotch, the phone hums
<DaRoach> i have a magical penis
<Bossdude> that's not a phone you idiot

* DaRoach is back. stinky hos [SZoff]
<DaRoach> stupid people
<Trolan> yes, you are
* DaRoach is away. i've been dissed [SZon]
<Trolan> yes, you have

<SonicRaT> trolan
<SonicRaT> you have too much free time
<Trolan> how so?
<SonicRaT> everything you do

<DaRoach> The Story of lindsay
<DaRoach> :)
<DaRoach> :D @==
<DaRoach> :o==
<DaRoach> xD hahahahah   - - ===@ !
<DaRoach> no, im not bored
<DaRoach> the penis pokes
<DaRoach> but the fizgiggle laughs
<DaRoach> and the penis retreats
<DaRoach> run, penis. run

<Trolan2> release the nick, or this could get ugly.  :)
<prine> and if i refuse? 
<Trolan2> it could get ugly.  :)
<prine> how so
<Trolan2> trust me, it just will.
<prine> I want to see@!$@$$
<Trolan> sometimes, when i'm alone, i touch myself.
<prine> OH WHATS THIS SHIT
<prine> %w
<prine> 12:10AM  up  9:11, 3 users, load averages: 0.00, 0.00, 0.00
<prine> USER             TTY      FROM              LOGIN@  IDLE WHAT
<prine> prine            p0       adsl-63-198-18-7 Wed11PM     - w
<prine> espanol          p4       adsl-63-198-18-7 12:04AM     - scrollz (scrollz-1.8m)
<prine> kcochran         p5       adsl-63-206-116- 12:05AM     - vi io.c
<prine> %
<prine> KELLY. 
<prine> I SEE YOU
*** Quits: Trolan (prine@ozzie.saber.net) (Remote closed the connection)
*** Trolan2 is now known as Trolan
<prine> oh god
<prine> %echo "I see you, bitch" | write kcochran
<Trolan> never underestimate me.  :)
<prine> bitch
<Trolan> incidently, do you want the kernel updated on that box?

fukdis: jamey's an air supply luvin gayfag
DaRoach: DIET COKE LOVER
fukdis: AHAHAHAH
PitBu||: dave's a jodeci luvin vagina

<DaRoach> someone needs to hit dick
<Trolan> that's called masturbation

<Bascha> i don't reall yknow what a cock tease is so
<Bascha> i must not be one
<Bascha> and pit
<Bascha> i only blame you guys
<Bascha> because you guys are so yummy
<Bascha> we can't resist you
<fukdis> damn
<fukdis> she wants you bad, jamey
<Bascha> i do
<fukdis> BAD
<Bascha> or am i being a tease?
<Bascha> i'm so confused!
<PitBu||> [11:19] <fukdis> COCK
<PitBu||> [11:19] <fukdis> TEASE
<Bascha> you couldn't say it yourself
<PitBu||> why repeat what was already said
<Bascha> i don't think i have ever teased
<Bascha> wait, if i've never teased....then i'm a ho huh?
<PitBu||> nah....you're a ho if you have titties and bleed once a month

<Bossdude> Julia find a job yet?
<fukdis> no job yet
<Bossdude> she may have to start walking the streets
<fukdis> we tried that with her
<fukdis> she puked and came home because of the heat
<Bascha> :(
<Bascha> dude i suck
<Bossdude> ahahha

<Mandie> TOMORROW'S MY LAST DAY OF SCHOOL
<Katy> LAST FRIDAY WAS MY LAST DAY OF SCHOOL!
<draco> come party naked on the beach! ;)
<Mandie> YOU SUCK
<bot> I swallow!

<fukdis> my tat itches like a mofo
<PitBu||> don't scratch that shit
<fukdis> i'm not
<fukdis> dildo
<fukdis> i'm gently patting it like some fairy god mother
<PitBu||> hahah
<PitBu||> puss
<fukdis> thats the rules
<PitBu||> i never patted mine
<PitBu||> puss
<fukdis> my shirt tag is rubbing on it
<fukdis> or it'd be fine
<PitBu||> you look like you're giving yourself props?  patting yourself on the back
HAHAHAHA
<fukdis> ahahah
<fukdis> "good boy! good boy!"
<fukdis> everybody's used to me patting my cock so it's probably welcome
<PitBu||> i have one on my chest, if I woulda patted it I would look like a prine

<FizGiggle> quit trying to sound intelligent
<FizGiggle> youre failing miserably
<PitBu||> hahaha
<FizGiggle> and your stupidity upsets me
<__jay> fiz, shut up
<__jay> didnt ask you
<__jay> bitch
<FizGiggle> when I want your opinion I'll give it to you
<fukdis> lindsay's a badass
<__jay> my stupidity upsets you? uhh....its true you dumbass
<FizGiggle> now bend the fuck over
<fukdis> ahahahaahah
*** __jay was kicked by FizGiggle (FizGiggle)

<Bascha> a nice guy is one who maybe makes breakfast in the morning on a weekend every great
once in a while
<PitBu||> at&t movie?
<PitBu||> what is that?
<DaRoach> something she made up
<Bascha> or sends you flowers for no reason every once in a while
<DaRoach> just play along
<Bossdude> a nice girl is one that will let you watch the ball game on Sunday and not bitch
about it
<Bascha> i meant at&t commercial
<PitBu||> damn
<Bascha> "reach out and *sob* touch someone waaaaa"
<DaRoach> a nice girl is someone who swallows and doesn't bitch abou tit

<Bascha> it's all about how many times can you say you're sorry and still get her to
drop to her knees at the end of the day and top you off
<Bascha> right?
<DaRoach> well, dur

<FizGiggle> go shove your head in a blender
<awaken> will you shove it for me?
* awaken jizes
<Bascha> i should kick you both
<Bascha> for being retarded
<awaken> i should kick them both
<awaken> for having nipples
<awaken> ;P
<PitBu||> i have nipple john, will you kick me

<Bascha> has anyone seen the movie cool hand luke?
<DarkDawg> julia: no
<DarkDawg> never heard of it
<DarkDawg> kyla may have though, she's into the odd shit
<Bascha> um justin
<Bascha> that's obvious
* DarkDawg grins
<DarkDawg> thanks!

<fukdis> old mcdonald had a farm
<fukdis> ee i ee i oh
<Bascha> and on that farm he had a boob
<PitBu||> don't stop now... i gotta know where you're going with that

<DarkDawg> god soemtimes cars are a pin in the ass

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<DarkDawg> i gte officed wen my sistre don not suck my dick
*** DarkDawg is now known as fukdis
*** fukdis is online.
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<DarkDawg> god damn that sucked
<fukdis> haha
<DaRoach> ahahaha

<fukdis> i dont care if we get along
<Bascha> agree or die!
<Bascha> fine then we wont
<fukdis> you'll provide services while you're here
<fukdis> in idaho
<Bascha> uh
<fukdis> dammit
<Bascha> i'm not touching the dogs
<fukdis> COME ON!!@!!
<fukdis> you promised!!
<DaRoach> "thats not the way its supposed to work"
<Bascha> and i do women in front of other people so...
<Bascha> i mean at all is what i meant
<Trolan> and you guys don't have a video camera? that's a crime in most states
<Bascha> i mean i don't
<Bascha> but i'm dumb so

<DarkDawg> moving to a bigger place
<DarkDawg> with more room
<DaRoach> "for all my sheep"
<DaRoach> "baaaa"
<fukdis> hahah
<PitBu||> hahah
<DarkDawg> fuck u

<_jay> I went onto some weather site, and the tornado warning is in NW Sacramento county now
<Julila> shit
<_jay> Dunnigan Esparto Rumsey Rio Linda Woodland
<Julila> screen is flickering now
<Julila> damn
<PitBu||> shot down and get in the bathtub NOW!

<PitBu||> i just walked by some middle eastern guy on the sidewalk with a video camera filming
the skyscrapers
<fukdis> did you kill him?
<PitBu||> that's fucked up
<Julila> dude, get em!
<PitBu||> *sigh*
<Julila> "it is your job as an american to tackle anyone who is supiscious!"
<Julila> damn, do you know how badly we can use that shit to our advantage?
<fukdis> i particularly hate when those motherfuckers from papua new guinie or whatever take
pics of buildings!
<Julila> i'm gonna go kick some ass and use the excuse that i was scared for ma life!
<Julila> hehe
<Julila> go up to a tourist who is tan
<Julila> taking pictures
<fukdis> "but i'm from switzerland"
<Julila> smack the camera out of their hands and commense kicking them
<fukdis> "shut the fuck up you osama fan!"
<Julila> "you natzi mother fucker!  die!"

<fukdis> lets hear it for pussies!
<fukdis> YAY
<mnr> YAY!
<PitBu||> WOOHOO!
<juliag> ugh
<fukdis> you like pussy as much as the rest of us, julia!
<fukdis> dont pretend
<juliag> pussy is nice

<fukdis> mad world
* fukdis doesnt get depressed
<Bascha> :(
<Bascha> yeah right!
<fukdis> *skip*
<Bascha> your desk is all wet!
<Bascha> aww
<fukdis> thats cum
<Bascha> hahahaha
<fukdis> i'm netsexing canadian ho's

<PitBu||> !addquote And his name.....WAS ATREYU! (The Neverending Story)
<PitBu||> hahahaha
<DaRoach> haha