<DaRoach> i'd have said shit
<DaRoach> but i have a warrant
<DaRoach> They dont like people from boonville/philo spreading outside of anderson valley
<DaRoach> so cops pick us up and drag us back there like internal deportation
<fukdis> "we got an APB on a boonville beaner..."
<prine> yeah, you leave there and you get an automatic warrent for your arrest and immediate
return to sheep fucking land. 
<DaRoach> "SHIT, HE'S RUNNING. GET OUT THE DART GUN!"
<DaRoach> then that crocodile hunter would show up
<DaRoach> "Now wut um gon' do 'ere is put  dis 'ere trankwalizah into
'is backside!"
<DaRoach> "nevah evah handle a beanah in dis mannah"
<DaRoach> "CRIKEY, IT BIT ME"
<fukdis> thats automatic rabies
<DaRoach> it can make you a rabbid spic
<Boss--> I wouldn't put it past Chris to try and mate with a croc
<DaRoach> crocodile olave
<DaRoach> "Side affects may also include: Addiction to marijuana, craving to pick fruit
from trees and put them in a box, craving for jobs you are unqualified for, bad english, abuse of
the words Homes, Vato, and Essay, and deportation."
<DaRoach> thats like a cold pill commercial
<Boss--> is there a cure?  radical anti-beano therapy or something?
<DaRoach> "Anquita can cure any vaginal infection after three days (People walking around
in background looking happy and shit). Side affect may include: Heart trouble, Emphazima, Arthritus,
Cancer, Stomache cramps, Headaches, Severe bloating, Running nose, sore throat, large itchy rashes,
internal bleeding, lepracy, homosexuality, frost bite, PMS, random sex changes, hair loss, or death.
If any of these symptoms accure, contact a doctor about continued use."