<from ICQ>

Elf: When I mentioned the micro-black holes to my dad and showed him the article, he just kind of
looked at me for a while then said, "Great.  The most destructive force in the universe, and
they're proud to create one."
Gallomimia: yeah... that's funny actually. 
Gallomimia: i wouldn't someone thinks about it. 
Elf: I can immagine the last picture those scientists made.  Not unlike the one taken of the guys
running around in the field after the first nuclear bomb went off.
Elf: They're grinning and pointing at the black hole they just made.
Elf: heh
Elf: "It's perfectly safe!  Look!"
Elf: *poof*
Gallomimia: oops. shit. 
Elf: Sorry Jerry, didn't mean to push you into that...
Elf: Ok guys, just a note.  No poking the black holes.
Gallomimia: CRITICAL MASS! 
Elf: *piff*  There goes Earth.
Gallomimia: and the sun... 
Elf: The orbiting shuttle tries communicating, "Uhhhh...Houston?"
Gallomimia: and now we have a binary galaxy 
Gallomimia: "why are you all the size of a pin?"