<leekwen> you should've seen what i did to my barbies
<leekwen> you'd probably freak
<leekwen> i'd make them have sex with gi joe, even though gi joe was way smaller
<leekwen> then i'd put like toothpaste on her face
<leekwen> and she'd go "OH NO I HAVE AIDS!"
<leekwen> or some similar STD
<leekwen> then gi joe would be like "YOU BITCH!" and punch her face
<leekwen> then those orange MUSCLE guys would come in
<leekwen> start eating pussy
<leekwen> of course they'd get STDs too
<leekwen> toothpaste everywhere
<leekwen> then gi joe would kick their ass because barbie was his bitch
<leekwen> fuckin OPTIMUS PRIME shows up
<leekwen> huge motherfucker
<leekwen> starts spraying his toothpaste everywhere
<leekwen> gi joe gets in his snowmobile with torpedo firing action
<leekwen> guns down optimus
<leekwen> and between then a battle/orgy would erupt between the entire autobot collection, gi
joe, MUSCLE, and barbie
<leekwen> which would get broken up by my teddy bear
<leekwen> i'd stand on top of my bed
<leekwen> and smash everything with the teddy bear
<leekwen> and its hair is all stiff and shit
<leekwen> because toothpaste got on it