Posted by: PitBull
Date: Tue, 8 Apr 2003 11:52PM0 Comments Link
hell yeah...stole this from cameltoe.org!

Cuntry divided
East versus West in Toe Land
Bush torn between sides.
Posted by: Trolan
Date: Sat, 1 Mar 2003 10:42PM0 Comments Link
buildworld takes too long
slow GCC compiler
faster comp needed
Posted by: PitBull
Date: Wed, 15 Jan 2003 8:50PM0 Comments Link
This is dedicated to the Harry Potter lovers around here:

Justin and Kelly
They have read Harry Potter
All faggot losers
Posted by: fukdisScore: 8.00
Date: Fri, 10 Jan 2003 11:40PM0 Comments Link
Cassondra loves me
her panties are always wet
when she thinks of me
Posted by: fukdis
Date: Wed, 11 Dec 2002 8:12PM0 Comments Link
libido failing
old age and stress kicked my ass
somebody blow me!
Posted by: fukdis
Date: Wed, 11 Dec 2002 8:04PM0 Comments Link
I listen to rock
"Bling, bling" can eat my asshole
rap is now disco
Posted by: fukdis
Date: Wed, 11 Dec 2002 7:56PM0 Comments Link
Mario got canned
they forced a resignation
he's now free from hell
Posted by: DaRoachScore: 10.00
Date: Thu, 1 Aug 2002 6:28PM0 Comments Link
Firewall stopped us
There will be no more chatting
Until DSL

-Firewalled Mario
Posted by: PitBull
Date: Wed, 17 Jul 2002 9:28PM0 Comments Link
<PitBu||> Yo-yo in your pants
<PitBu||> Or just happy to see me?
<PitBu||> Pick-up line needs work.
Posted by: BaschaScore: 10.00
Date: Wed, 17 Jul 2002 7:48PM0 Comments Link
<PitBu||> Zip the fly tightly
<PitBu||> Feel the crease define your lips
<PitBu||> Denim tells no lies.
Posted by: Bascha
Date: Wed, 17 Jul 2002 7:48PM0 Comments Link
<PitBu||> What's a camel toe?
<PitBu||> A slice of pie on both sides.
<PitBu||> Fabric in between
Posted by: Bascha
Date: Wed, 17 Jul 2002 7:32PM0 Comments Link
<PitBu||> camel toe haikus
<PitBu||> Longitudinal
<PitBu||> Vagination. Pants part her
<PitBu||> Groin fro - Camel toe.
<PitBu||> Twin islands rising
<PitBu||> in a sliding Spandex sea.
<PitBu||> Land ho, camel toe!
Posted by: Bascha
Date: Mon, 15 Jul 2002 8:27PM0 Comments Link
<DaRoach> here, have some good weed! / would you like a beer? sum rum? / see, I AINT JEWISH!

<DaRoach> once, there was a man / he deep dicked chicks from japan / wish i was that man

<DaRoach> once, there was this chick / all day long, she just sucked dick / wish i was that
man
Posted by: Bascha
Date: Mon, 15 Jul 2002 7:28PM0 Comments Link
<DaRoach> i hate the 80s / the 80s produced gayfags / like the julia
Posted by: Bascha
Date: Wed, 3 Jul 2002 10:56PM0 Comments Link
<Bascha> dont' you make me mad / you will regret it deeply / i pout with both lips

<DaRoach> fuck you while im mad / fuck your mouth while i am sad / dick is hard. lets go!
Posted by: BaschaScore: 8.00
Date: Wed, 3 Jul 2002 10:54PM0 Comments Link
<Bascha> since i am the boss / conference room mar and dave! / time for HUD action

<fukdis> that sounds good to me / leave mario out of it / no gayfags allowed

<DaRoach> hud hud hud hud hud / *thud* oops, the hud hit the desk / um, didn't say
stop...

<Bascha> you make me hit desk? / brace yourself for the impact / me take junk with teeth
Posted by: Bascha
Date: Wed, 3 Jul 2002 10:24PM0 Comments Link
<PitBu||> show me your tittie / NOW, you dirty little whore / i'll pimp slap yo ass!
Posted by: BaschaScore: 6.50
Date: Wed, 3 Jul 2002 5:57PM0 Comments Link
<DaRoach> sierra jacked off / his climax was great. uh oh! / his shoulder popped. ouch!
Posted by: BaschaScore: 7.00
Date: Wed, 3 Jul 2002 4:52PM0 Comments Link
<Bascha> ugh ooga ooga / hence electrification / where art thou therefore
Posted by: BaschaScore: 6.00
Date: Wed, 3 Jul 2002 4:30PM0 Comments Link
<cassondra> my dad is real old / i will put him in a home / throw baby carrots
Posted by: Bascha
Date: Tue, 2 Jul 2002 6:56PM0 Comments Link
<DaRoach> fukdis likes to drop / daroach likes his mary jane / bascha's a drunk ho
Posted by: BaschaScore: 7.00
Date: Tue, 2 Jul 2002 6:56PM0 Comments Link
<DaRoach> your mother sucks cock / i paid three cents, she swallowed / like mother like son
Posted by: Bascha
Date: Tue, 2 Jul 2002 6:51PM0 Comments Link
<DaRoach> Anal sex is best / Especially with cousins. / Isn't that right, John?

<awaken> nobody knew why / mario had so much fun / with his mother's clit
Posted by: Bascha
Date: Tue, 2 Jul 2002 6:51PM0 Comments Link
<fukdis> work is for suckers
<fukdis> lets go outside and play tag
<fukdis> loser gets fucked hard

<Bascha> when i go play tag
<Bascha> losers get fucked really hard?
<Bascha> then i always lose!
Posted by: BaschaScore: 10.00
Date: Tue, 2 Jul 2002 6:48PM0 Comments Link
<awaken> mario's mean, man / boobies are for the squeezing / just share your woman
Posted by: BaschaScore: 9.00
Date: Tue, 2 Jul 2002 6:47PM0 Comments Link
<DaRoach> john is way too broke / julia's boobies are mine / dry hump your pillow
Posted by: Bascha
Date: Tue, 2 Jul 2002 6:39PM0 Comments Link
<DaRoach> thwap thwap on the butt / my pubes tickle your anus / sheep can giggle too
Posted by: BaschaScore: 9.00
Date: Tue, 2 Jul 2002 6:39PM0 Comments Link
<awaken> i'd like to see you / because my dicks in your throat / and we haven't met
Posted by: Bascha
Date: Tue, 2 Jul 2002 6:36PM0 Comments Link
<DaRoach> was that you last night? in my room, sniffing my crotch? Damn it john, get away!
Posted by: BaschaScore: 9.00
Date: Tue, 2 Jul 2002 6:34PM0 Comments Link
<awaken> if only it were / mario's got a wedgie. /  my dick is throttled
Posted by: Bascha
Date: Tue, 2 Jul 2002 6:33PM0 Comments Link
<DaRoach> john drinks my urine / get out of my toilet, john! / Why are your lips brown?
Posted by: fukdis
Date: Tue, 2 Jul 2002 6:31PM0 Comments Link
john thinks he is hot
red on head like dick on dog
keep masturbating
Posted by: BaschaScore: 10.00
Date: Tue, 2 Jul 2002 6:31PM0 Comments Link
<DaRoach> shut the fuck up, bitch.
get my coffee and make pie.
clean my mustard stain!
Posted by: Bascha
Date: Tue, 2 Jul 2002 6:30PM0 Comments Link
<DaRoach> johns dick is tiny.
He hides it behind skittles.
Taste the rainbow, John?
Posted by: BaschaScore: 10.00
Date: Tue, 2 Jul 2002 6:28PM0 Comments Link
<awaken> i've got one huge dick.
it's like a massive carrot. 
are you a rabbit?
Posted by: fukdis
Date: Tue, 2 Jul 2002 6:27PM0 Comments Link
i ram cock in you
you lay there and take it, ho
take it and then leave
Posted by: fukdis
Date: Tue, 2 Jul 2002 6:27PM0 Comments Link
i have a headache
but i dont stop drinking booze
fuck that AA shit
Posted by: fukdis
Date: Tue, 2 Jul 2002 6:26PM0 Comments Link
geeks watching thumbwars
order DVD's online
they don't go outside
Posted by: fukdisScore: 9.00
Date: Tue, 2 Jul 2002 6:26PM0 Comments Link
i hate stupid geeks
alcoholic Dave
kicks their lilly ass
Posted by: DaRoach
Date: Tue, 2 Jul 2002 3:29PM0 Comments Link
David is crying.
Someone deleted his porn.
"Where the poonany!?"
Posted by: DaRoachScore: 8.50
Date: Tue, 2 Jul 2002 3:25PM0 Comments Link
There was this one chick.
And her name was Julia.
SHE WAS A LOUD HO.
Posted by: DaRoach
Date: Tue, 2 Jul 2002 3:23PM0 Comments Link
Jamey you big whore.
Stop molesting the children.
The blood won't come out.
Posted by: PitBull
Date: Tue, 2 Jul 2002 2:49AM0 Comments Link
Mario, you suck
Stop playing that Warcraft shit
Damn geeky bastard
Posted by: PitBull
Date: Mon, 1 Jul 2002 11:20PM0 Comments Link
<PitBu||> her mouth takes me whole 
<PitBu||> eyes roll back with every suck
<PitBu||> mmph mmph mmph mmph *splooooge*
Posted by: DaRoachScore: 4.00
Date: Mon, 1 Jul 2002 11:19PM0 Comments Link
<@DaRoach> Haiku about weed.
<@DaRoach> Smoking makes me think more good.
<@DaRoach> Puff Puff Pass, you bitch.
Posted by: Bascha
Date: Mon, 1 Jul 2002 11:18PM0 Comments Link
<PitBu||> her cootch smells of fish
<PitBu||> i think i need to shower
<PitBu||> my dork just fell off
Posted by: Bascha
Date: Mon, 1 Jul 2002 11:17PM0 Comments Link
<DaRoach> so then there i was
<DaRoach> fucking this chick in the mouth
<DaRoach> mmph mmph said the chick
Posted by: BaschaScore: 7.00
Date: Mon, 1 Jul 2002 11:16PM0 Comments Link
<DaRoach> HAIKU
<DaRoach> she takes it in ass
<DaRoach> moans like an irish banshee
<DaRoach> scream girly. scream.
Posted by: Bascha
Date: Mon, 1 Jul 2002 11:15PM0 Comments Link
<DaRoach> julia's haiku
<DaRoach> no virginity
<DaRoach> a fat wiccan german took
<DaRoach> it from me. SO SMARR
Posted by: Bascha
Date: Mon, 1 Jul 2002 11:15PM0 Comments Link
<DaRoach> i got drunk and laid
<DaRoach> i know not who i slept with
<DaRoach> the smell is olave
<DaRoach> -Julia Drinks too much