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hell yeah...stole this from cameltoe.org! Cuntry divided East versus West in Toe Land Bush torn between sides. |
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buildworld takes too long slow GCC compiler faster comp needed |
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This is dedicated to the Harry Potter lovers around here: Justin and Kelly They have read Harry Potter All faggot losers |
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Cassondra loves me her panties are always wet when she thinks of me |
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libido failing old age and stress kicked my ass somebody blow me! |
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I listen to rock "Bling, bling" can eat my asshole rap is now disco |
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Mario got canned they forced a resignation he's now free from hell |
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Firewall stopped us There will be no more chatting Until DSL -Firewalled Mario |
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<PitBu||> Yo-yo in your pants <PitBu||> Or just happy to see me? <PitBu||> Pick-up line needs work. |
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<PitBu||> Zip the fly tightly <PitBu||> Feel the crease define your lips <PitBu||> Denim tells no lies. |
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<PitBu||> What's a camel toe? <PitBu||> A slice of pie on both sides. <PitBu||> Fabric in between |
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<PitBu||> camel toe haikus <PitBu||> Longitudinal <PitBu||> Vagination. Pants part her <PitBu||> Groin fro - Camel toe. <PitBu||> Twin islands rising <PitBu||> in a sliding Spandex sea. <PitBu||> Land ho, camel toe! |
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<DaRoach> here, have some good weed! / would you like a beer? sum rum? / see, I AINT JEWISH! <DaRoach> once, there was a man / he deep dicked chicks from japan / wish i was that man <DaRoach> once, there was this chick / all day long, she just sucked dick / wish i was that man |
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<DaRoach> i hate the 80s / the 80s produced gayfags / like the julia |
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<Bascha> dont' you make me mad / you will regret it deeply / i pout with both lips <DaRoach> fuck you while im mad / fuck your mouth while i am sad / dick is hard. lets go! |
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<Bascha> since i am the boss / conference room mar and dave! / time for HUD action <fukdis> that sounds good to me / leave mario out of it / no gayfags allowed <DaRoach> hud hud hud hud hud / *thud* oops, the hud hit the desk / um, didn't say stop... <Bascha> you make me hit desk? / brace yourself for the impact / me take junk with teeth |
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<PitBu||> show me your tittie / NOW, you dirty little whore / i'll pimp slap yo ass! |
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<DaRoach> sierra jacked off / his climax was great. uh oh! / his shoulder popped. ouch! |
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<Bascha> ugh ooga ooga / hence electrification / where art thou therefore |
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<cassondra> my dad is real old / i will put him in a home / throw baby carrots |
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<DaRoach> fukdis likes to drop / daroach likes his mary jane / bascha's a drunk ho |
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<DaRoach> your mother sucks cock / i paid three cents, she swallowed / like mother like son |
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<DaRoach> Anal sex is best / Especially with cousins. / Isn't that right, John? <awaken> nobody knew why / mario had so much fun / with his mother's clit |
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<fukdis> work is for suckers <fukdis> lets go outside and play tag <fukdis> loser gets fucked hard <Bascha> when i go play tag <Bascha> losers get fucked really hard? <Bascha> then i always lose! |
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<awaken> mario's mean, man / boobies are for the squeezing / just share your woman |
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<DaRoach> john is way too broke / julia's boobies are mine / dry hump your pillow |
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<DaRoach> thwap thwap on the butt / my pubes tickle your anus / sheep can giggle too |
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<awaken> i'd like to see you / because my dicks in your throat / and we haven't met |
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<DaRoach> was that you last night? in my room, sniffing my crotch? Damn it john, get away! |
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<awaken> if only it were / mario's got a wedgie. / my dick is throttled |
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<DaRoach> john drinks my urine / get out of my toilet, john! / Why are your lips brown? |
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john thinks he is hot red on head like dick on dog keep masturbating |
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<DaRoach> shut the fuck up, bitch. get my coffee and make pie. clean my mustard stain! |
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<DaRoach> johns dick is tiny. He hides it behind skittles. Taste the rainbow, John? |
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<awaken> i've got one huge dick. it's like a massive carrot. are you a rabbit? |
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i ram cock in you you lay there and take it, ho take it and then leave |
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i have a headache but i dont stop drinking booze fuck that AA shit |
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geeks watching thumbwars order DVD's online they don't go outside |
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i hate stupid geeks alcoholic Dave kicks their lilly ass |
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David is crying. Someone deleted his porn. "Where the poonany!?" |
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There was this one chick. And her name was Julia. SHE WAS A LOUD HO. |
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Jamey you big whore. Stop molesting the children. The blood won't come out. |
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Mario, you suck Stop playing that Warcraft shit Damn geeky bastard |
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<PitBu||> her mouth takes me whole <PitBu||> eyes roll back with every suck <PitBu||> mmph mmph mmph mmph *splooooge* |
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<@DaRoach> Haiku about weed. <@DaRoach> Smoking makes me think more good. <@DaRoach> Puff Puff Pass, you bitch. |
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<PitBu||> her cootch smells of fish <PitBu||> i think i need to shower <PitBu||> my dork just fell off |
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<DaRoach> so then there i was <DaRoach> fucking this chick in the mouth <DaRoach> mmph mmph said the chick |
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<DaRoach> HAIKU <DaRoach> she takes it in ass <DaRoach> moans like an irish banshee <DaRoach> scream girly. scream. |
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<DaRoach> julia's haiku <DaRoach> no virginity <DaRoach> a fat wiccan german took <DaRoach> it from me. SO SMARR |
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<DaRoach> i got drunk and laid <DaRoach> i know not who i slept with <DaRoach> the smell is olave <DaRoach> -Julia Drinks too much |