<LaptopDan> Hopefully i will be able to leave cockring

<prine> i'm about to take a shit in a bag and go through it at acingular 

<Bascha> i'm going up to ukiah wednesday
<Bascha> coming back friday
<tardbaby> what the fuck
<Bascha> don't know if you'll be around. 
<prine> i'll be in chico 
<Bascha> and that's where you'll suck.
<tardbaby> you pussy
<Bascha> yeah!
<tardbaby> you all suck.
<Bascha> oh :(

* daed chills in bascha's uterus
daed: kinda humid in here
daed: :/
daed: little warm for my taste
* daed stands tall and screams, "I AM THE KEEPER OF THE CERVIX. THOU SHALT NOT PASS."

fnord_: actually, there's plenty of warehouse assembly, city maintenance, and fast food jobs
for you
Bascha: you'll probably get the job if you do that.
fnord_: IT jobs are scarce, it seems
fnord_: good ones, at least
Bascha: ugh, yeah there's always fast food jobs
Bascha: warehouse assembly.....
Bascha: city maintenance....
Bascha: are you calling me mexican?

<prine> you know it kelly, the women just can't get enough of my huge cock. 
<Trolan> no, i was talking to fnord
<Trolan> and as he stated, he's half japanese, so we know it's not for his huge cock

<fnord_> I RULE.
* fnord_ wins
* ill0gical conceeds
* Quits: fnord_ (~fnord@c-24-7-157-20.client.comcast.net) (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
* Quits: poolgod (~enirps@c-24-7-157-20.client.comcast.net) (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
<ill0gical> ...apparently, i win
<Trolan> illo wins: flawless victory
* ill0gical spews soda out his nose... almost

Bascha: wait until it's in my mouth

<Bascha> but i have very sexy bush!

<Bascha> jackanapes...
<Bascha> this is the word a czech man just said to me
<Bascha> i don't know if he wants to do me, wants to do monkeys, or is
calling me a monkey's ass
<Bascha> but i'm definately turned on!


 

*** ill0gical (~illogical@oniell.404ster.com) Quit (ircd.choopa.net
ircd.limelight.us)
<Bascha> haha
<Bascha> he dropped off just like his nut!
<Trolan> netsplit
<Bascha> aaahahaha
<Bascha> nutsplit
<Trolan> no, not nutsplit
<Trolan> dorkus

<Trolan> hmm, you scared ill away again julia
<Trolan> stop that
<tard> his nut is in danger with her around
<tard> she's careless...
<Trolan> this is very true
<Bascha> heh
<Bascha> yeah, it seems he always disappears when i start talking
<Bascha> i'm not a good little woman.  i don't keep my mouth shut
<tard> mmm

<Bascha> chris, i just tried to call yo ass
<Trolan> you might have better luck calling chris' phone
<Bascha> kelly1
<Bascha> *smack!*

* fukdis is away: cashing unemployment checks is god's work

<illogical> on a straight road... well, best to move out of the way
<Trolan> and on a gay road, watch your bumper
<illogical> yes, because i come fast from the rear
<Trolan> you got something for riding tailpipes
<illogical> i like my tailpipes clean, freshly washed even
<Trolan> like how you like your rims
<illogical> fuck it, i give up
* illogical dies

<Trunkz> i need something to do
<Bascha> me!
<Trunkz> =D
<Bascha> me!
<Bascha> er uh, yeah
<Bascha> yeah i need something to do too
* Trunkz extends his penis 3,000 miles
<Trunkz> go go gadget cock!

<Bascha> a haiku for pit:
<Bascha> pit's on irc
<Bascha> fukdis isn't to be found
* fukdis has joined #bye
<PitBull-> haha
<Bascha> poor pit cries for him
<Bascha> yay!
<fukdis> I RUN TO YOU!

<leekwen> you should've seen what i did to my barbies
<leekwen> you'd probably freak
<leekwen> i'd make them have sex with gi joe, even though gi joe was way smaller
<leekwen> then i'd put like toothpaste on her face
<leekwen> and she'd go "OH NO I HAVE AIDS!"
<leekwen> or some similar STD
<leekwen> then gi joe would be like "YOU BITCH!" and punch her face
<leekwen> then those orange MUSCLE guys would come in
<leekwen> start eating pussy
<leekwen> of course they'd get STDs too
<leekwen> toothpaste everywhere
<leekwen> then gi joe would kick their ass because barbie was his bitch
<leekwen> fuckin OPTIMUS PRIME shows up
<leekwen> huge motherfucker
<leekwen> starts spraying his toothpaste everywhere
<leekwen> gi joe gets in his snowmobile with torpedo firing action
<leekwen> guns down optimus
<leekwen> and between then a battle/orgy would erupt between the entire autobot collection, gi
joe, MUSCLE, and barbie
<leekwen> which would get broken up by my teddy bear
<leekwen> i'd stand on top of my bed
<leekwen> and smash everything with the teddy bear
<leekwen> and its hair is all stiff and shit
<leekwen> because toothpaste got on it

<Bascha> i'm running late as usual :(
<Bascha> i should ho

* Bascha punches olave in the cack and makes it an innie
<Bascha> that would rule
<tard> makes it?
<tard> it was
<tard> im fucking tiny
<Bascha> i know

[21:13:32] * draco idles
[21:15:12] --- Blakey{J} sets modes [#sob +ooo Deany draco Nolife]
[21:15:43] --- Blakey{J} sets modes [#sob -o Nolife]
[21:17:15] <draco> proof once more... idlers get ops. 
[21:17:19] * draco dances briefly
[21:17:22] * draco idles

*** fukdis (~fukdis@dsl-216-222-4-54.boi.rmci.net) Quit (THE HERSHEY
SQUIRTS WILL SPELL DOOM FOR THE ENTIRE VILLAGE, save the rich turd
merchants from up the hill)

<Trolan> PENGUIN ABUSE!
<Julila> penguin abuse haha
<Julila> funny bastage
<Trolan> it's not funny to the penguins!

<Trolan> if not for you, for the next woman down the line
<Trolan> ok, then stop bitching about lackaskillednookie
<Julila> haha
<Julila> i hate preping boys for the next girl
<Julila> then i was the lab rat and the next girl gets the man i just
made
<Julila> fuck that
<Krynn> spoken like a whore

<Bascha__> that was my bunghole talking
<Bascha__> it goes gurgle a lot
<Bascha__> i'ts loud and stuff

<ill0gical> i can't get it up
<Trolan> O_o
* Trolan DCC's ill0 some viagra spam.

<mnr> any more advice for me?
<Im_> shave your balls man
<Im_> women hate getting pubes in their teeth

<fukdis> i'm not a fan of the bloody cooch
<DaRoach> not many people are
<DaRoach> That's why the vagina dialouges only plays 3 weeks out of the month
<Trunkz> vagina monologues foo
<Trolan> mario's vagina holds down conversations.
<Trolan> therefore a dialogue

<leekwen> i just got this crazy hippie off me
<Bascha> uh
<Bascha> it's called patchulie
<Bascha> or something
<leekwen> ;e
<tard1> hmm
<Bascha> BEWARE OF THE HIPPY STINK!
<tard1> close your legs
<Bascha> HAHA
<Bascha> i just opened my legs too
<Bascha> fucker
<daed> gross
<daed> put them back together
<daed> post haste
<tard1> nasty bitch

<daed> cunt
* daed punches you in the face
* Bascha punches you in the cunt
* daed punches you in the labia
* Bascha punches you in the eurethra
* daed punches you in the rectum
<Bascha> ooh kinky
* Bascha farts santorum in your face
<Bascha> bitch!
<Bascha> you wanna play dirty!?
<Bascha> come on you slut!
* daed pukes up undigested week-old eggs and rotten spinach into your
colon so that you may shit it back out into my mouth again and i can
spit it all over your tits
* Bascha slips off her chair being too wet to sit
<Bascha> take me!
<Bascha> take me now!
* daed takes a heaping corny dump onto your face
<daed> now im getting hot
<Bascha> no one has ever known my lust for week old undigested eggs
before
*** daed changes topic to '<Bascha> no one has ever known my lust for
week old undigested eggs before'
<Bascha> that's so sexy
<daed> im about to bust a nut and a fat shit at the same time
* Bascha craves your smegma
<daed> too hot
<Bascha> my mom is cracking up reading this
* daed pines for your bloody vaginal juice
<daed> please tell me you are kidding
<Bascha> aaaahahahaah
<Bascha> ok
<daed> you are kidding right
<Bascha> yes dork
<Bascha> hehe
<daed> whew
<daed> i could only imagine
<Bascha> after the steaming shit on my chest 
<Bascha> i told her to stop laughing and leave
<Bascha> cause i was getting too hot
<daed> HAHAHA
<daed> whatever
<Bascha> no wonder you have so many female problems
<tard1> surprise steamers are nice
<Bascha> they hunt you down like a fox and shit
<daed> they want my hot smegma
<daed> duh
<Bascha> *squirt* SURPRISE!
<daed> POOPIE IN YO FACE
<Bascha> hot smegma
<Bascha> yum
<daed> IN YO FACE
<Bascha> i'm so quoting this shit
<tard1> POSE FOR THE QUOTE
* daed shoves his ass in the air

<blob__> Ich liebe dich
<Jewishlia> yeah
<blob__> bitte :)
<Jewishlia> yeah that too
<Jewishlia> heh
<TroWerk> ich leibe dich bitch?
<Jewishlia> hahahaa
<blob__> du bist gute!
<Jewishlia> that is good?
<TroWerk> lick me dich bitch.  ok, easy enough to remember

<Jewishlia> i will shit in your eggs!
<blob__> my eggs?
<Jewishlia> yes
<Jewishlia> all of them
<blob__> I'll piss in your mouth! I'll shit on your balls!
<TroWerk> she'll scramble your eggs with her cootch
<Jewishlia> lick my testie
<Jewishlia> oh
<Jewishlia> my
<ill0gical> um...
<Jewishlia> god
<ill0gical> wtf did walk into?
<Jewishlia> i think that's the nastiest thing
<Jewishlia> i've ever heard kelly say
<Jewishlia> in my life
<TroWerk> Cooking with Cootchie

* ill0gical changes topic to 'RIP my ass

<@Bascha> grr!
<@Bascha> i can't find my bra
<@Bascha> this is a tegedy

<tard> o kist wple i[
<tard> i just woke up

<NickyBoy> how old are you
<DaRoach> 28
<DaRoach> much like the others here
<NickyBoy> ok now in alll of those 28 years what have you accomplished
<DaRoach> 3 children who can't find me
<NickyBoy> haha'
<DaRoach> you might be one
<NickyBoy> ok besides that
<DaRoach> though I dont remember if I had any daughters

<NickyBoy> shouldent you be talking about that stuff in #clit
<Bascha> clit's fer pussies!!!!!

* Bascha bows and stays bent over
<Bascha> oopsie
<fukdis> heh
<Bascha> i dropped my pencil
<fukdis> i like it when chicks say "oopsie"
<fukdis> especially when I hit the wrong hole

<Bascha> what's the difference between a fridge and a woman?
<DaRoach> you can unscrew a fridge?
<DaRoach> a fridge is worthwhile
<DaRoach> a fridge is smarter
<DaRoach> a fridge doesn't ruin your shit
<DaRoach> a fridge wont get jealous if you use the freezer
<DaRoach> a fridge sits there like its told
<DaRoach> a fridge doesn't go around spreading dirty rumours about what
you've been eating
<DaRoach> etc
<DaRoach> etc
<DaRoach> etc

<leekwens> i should shave my legs
<Bascha> again?
<leekwens> so i can be like the rock
<Bascha> haha
<leekwens> with shaved armpits and legs
<Bascha> oh god
<Bascha> that would be so hot
<leekwens> i know
<leekwens> i'd be able to slip around
<Bascha> could i spank you?
<leekwens> my clothes would be able to slide right off
* Bascha slides off her chair just thinking about it
<leekwens> oh i see you shave your ass
<leekwens> and back

<tardbaby1> can i mount it even if it's dirty?

{@Neff} :(
{@ill0gical} aw, why the long face my son?
{@Neff} don't be mean to me
{@Neff} haven't i always been nice and friendly and helpful
{@Neff} YES
{@Trolan} long face so he can have long... masks?
{@Neff} i have
{@Trolan} *shrug*
{@ill0gical} i'm not gonna say anything
{@ill0gical} :-|
{@Trolan} yeah, I'd keep my mouth shut too
{@Neff} so how's about it
{@ill0gical} how's about what?
{@Neff} !
{@Trolan} neff, you always have this much trouble getting someone to open their port for you?
{@Neff} make me an account
{@Neff} trolan: nah, most guys love to open port for me
{@Neff} some day you'll want someone to give you benies and they'll give you the old
runaround too
{@ill0gical} wow... um... /me breathes deeply
{@ill0gical} i almost forgot to breathe there for a while

<DarkDawg> lidsay, if we are all dumb, and you hang out here, then that makes you dumb too
<DarkDawg> so.. welcome tot he club
<DarkDawg> hmm i think i need to get off my lazy ass, and work on my 4 websites soon
<DarkDawg> that and fins a job
<DarkDawg> find

<@fnord_> hey, what do you think of me being a hitman as a profession?
<@fnord_> i think it would make good money
<@fnord_> it's not that great in the moral department though
* fnord_ considers
<@fnord_> or maybe a drug dealer
<@fnord_> i wouldn't sell to addicts
<@fnord_> that wouldn't be immoral ^_^
<@fnord_> i think maybe i'll just be a janitor

<DiscoDog> if any of you were wondering if I'm crispy
<DiscoDog> your worst fears have
<DiscoDog> come true
<DiscoDog> I am fine
<Trolan> fuck
<Trolan> oh wait, you owe me food
<Trolan> YAY, HE'S OK!

*	flyback- brb
<--	flyback- has quit (Leaving)
-->	flyback- (~sup@12-227-32-152.client.attbi.com) has joined #bye
*	flyback- gets off his mom'

<@DaRoach> BOSHA MCSHITSTAIN
<@DaRoach> o/~ oh she's shitty mcshitstain! and she'll stain your
           fucking door!
<@Trolan> GO ALREADY, FOR FUCK'S SAKE
<@Bascha> hahahhahaha
<@Bascha> ok
[S+Z] Signoff: Bascha ()
<@DaRoach> and you'll wish that shes gone cause she shitstained her
           thong,she's shitty the irish shit stain o/~
<@DaRoach> oh, she missed it

* Bascha gives justin a job
<Bascha> whoa!
<Bascha> i mean
<@apr> Is it hand, blow or regular?
<@notfnord> careful, don't yank it off

<@notfnord> umm..!
<@notfnord> FreeBSD 4.9-PRERELEASE (WASABI) #0: Wed Sep 24 04:49:49 EDT 2003
<@notfnord> You might have mail
<@notfnord> jf@wasabi:~>
<@notfnord> i might?
<@notfnord> o_O