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Need a helping hand My bramble patch needs plowing Aye, where the hoe at? |
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Shut your god damn mouth Or else I'm gonna kick you In the balls, asshole. |
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my fuck stick is hard please hold onto the lap bar sexings is a must |
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<Bascha> i have a question. / have you seen my bramble patch? / has super powers <fukdis> pretend I havent / your patch is a mystery / to some in china <Bascha> i see you conformed / using backspace for haikus / you'll never be me <fukdis> thank fucking jesus / i'm not a mesican ho / aint a peeno too |
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<fukdis> i'll get your ass hot, take my throbbing love handle, insert into vag |
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<fukdis> cunts seize up with rust, better jam a pole in it, nature's lube spills out |
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Ass full of pork fat Jiggles like a jelly mold Mouth is flapping too -Duffle Bag |
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chris is on his way we will see kill bill tonight you kick ass uma! |
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I are all naked And I are dripping with moistiure Yay, it's shower time! |
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<Trunkz> my haikus rock you <Trunkz> make all the bitches sweat <Trunkz> mack of the poetry |
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<Bascha> connection sucked ass <Bascha> fukdis needs to find real work <Bascha> eat my fish taco |
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<Trunkz> Pit's mom gives boss head <Trunkz> i met her on the corner <Trunkz> oops it's in her eye |
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<PitBull-> fukdis just appeared <PitBull-> but he doesn't say a thing <PitBull-> welfare and food stamps |
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<PitBull-> pit's on irc <PitBull-> collest muh fucka in town <PitBull-> eat my ass ya bitch |
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<PitBull-> a haiku for basha <Bascha> and my name is ishmeil <PitBull-> the name is bascha <PitBull-> munches the carpet, and also <PitBull-> tosses the salad |
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haiku for pit: <Bascha> who am i really? <Bascha> am i a superman? no. <Bascha> i'm tater salad! |
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I just made a noise it was involentary fuck, the chair is wet! |
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Beware caitlin's musk avert your nose, it's a must! her ass causes fuss |
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Beware caitlin's musk avert your nose, it's a must! her ass causes fuss |
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Heek, heek, says Julie deep within her diaphram the squeaks are released! |
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She says it's a buck to ride her ba-dunk-a-dunk strap me on the trunk! |
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Julia woke up a fresh poot to start the day yum, morning glories! |
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I shmoka da weed Corny movies are my fave Come see the loser |
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Julia haikus I laugh till I shit myself Come back, funny bitch! |
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Ode to the Queer Eye mutha fuckas: You are clean and groomed Nice clothes that match. What happened? AHHH! It's the Fab Five! |
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Oh Sean Connery You make my slit wet big time "I am the last one!" |
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My cooch is a fad But it looks like you won't fit Try the other hole -Duffle Bag w/ a dash of Caitlin |
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The Hulk: Don't get me angry You won't like me when I'm mad I CRUSH CAR WITH FIST! |
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It's green with envy It pouts with both lips when mad Cait needs sexings BAD! |
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The haikus have returned Brought that shit back like 8 track Knight Rider kicked ass! |
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Now I miss A-Team Why could they never shoot straight? I PITY THE FOOL! |
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It's time for bed, bitch! Slide under the warm blankeys Give your bear spankeys! -Duffle Bag |
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Julie's haikus rock *Rapes the haikus thoroughly* You need taxi fare? -Duffle Bag |
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Julia sleeps now Her nice warm bed awaits her I'm coming Care Bears! |
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Bullerfies have foots See the proof at Santa Cruz Now they just need shoes! -Duffle Bag |
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Watched old home movies Look at the dark mexican Little jumping bean |
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My sister's feet stink I think she has athlete's foot Lucky bullerfies |
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Dude, I just sharted My undergarments, now soaked Care for some stink chunks? -Duffle Bag |
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Check out my caboose "Ding! Ding! Ding!" goes the trolley A dollar per ride. |
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Tribute to "Flowers in the Attic" Brother and sister Their lust steams up the attic The ceiling! It thumps! -Duffle Bag |
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Caitlin's Haiku: Praise the lord Jesus He has blessed me with music It comes from my ass |
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Caitlin's Haiku: Praise the lord Jesus He has blessed me with music It comes from my ass |
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Skit ball heads are here Making little brats moan "MOMMY!" Let's leave Safeway NOW! -Duffle Bag |
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I walk past mom's room Suddenly I hear trumpets Kitties can smell too! -Caitlin |
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I walk down the hall A loud noise comes from mom's room Uh....she just farted. |
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my rectal hole sings you hear it's sweet lullabye? the song breaks my nose. -the sniffer |
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Julia is hot But she seems to hate my poo What's a sharter to do? -anonymous |
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roses smell pretty a poop sombrero does not bring back the roses! -caitlin (ma sistah!) |
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i sharted big time big ass liquidation sale EVERYTHING MUST GO! |
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Diarreha smells the odor like fish tacos pass the hot sauce please. |