<daed> cunt
* daed punches you in the face
* Bascha punches you in the cunt
* daed punches you in the labia
* Bascha punches you in the eurethra
* daed punches you in the rectum
<Bascha> ooh kinky
* Bascha farts santorum in your face
<Bascha> bitch!
<Bascha> you wanna play dirty!?
<Bascha> come on you slut!
* daed pukes up undigested week-old eggs and rotten spinach into your
colon so that you may shit it back out into my mouth again and i can
spit it all over your tits
* Bascha slips off her chair being too wet to sit
<Bascha> take me!
<Bascha> take me now!
* daed takes a heaping corny dump onto your face
<daed> now im getting hot
<Bascha> no one has ever known my lust for week old undigested eggs
before
*** daed changes topic to '<Bascha> no one has ever known my lust for
week old undigested eggs before'
<Bascha> that's so sexy
<daed> im about to bust a nut and a fat shit at the same time
* Bascha craves your smegma
<daed> too hot
<Bascha> my mom is cracking up reading this
* daed pines for your bloody vaginal juice
<daed> please tell me you are kidding
<Bascha> aaaahahahaah
<Bascha> ok
<daed> you are kidding right
<Bascha> yes dork
<Bascha> hehe
<daed> whew
<daed> i could only imagine
<Bascha> after the steaming shit on my chest 
<Bascha> i told her to stop laughing and leave
<Bascha> cause i was getting too hot
<daed> HAHAHA
<daed> whatever
<Bascha> no wonder you have so many female problems
<tard1> surprise steamers are nice
<Bascha> they hunt you down like a fox and shit
<daed> they want my hot smegma
<daed> duh
<Bascha> *squirt* SURPRISE!
<daed> POOPIE IN YO FACE
<Bascha> hot smegma
<Bascha> yum
<daed> IN YO FACE
<Bascha> i'm so quoting this shit
<tard1> POSE FOR THE QUOTE
* daed shoves his ass in the air