<fukdis> mario picks up the phone!
<fukdis> woohoo!
<Bascha> he did?
<Bascha> right on
* fukdis eats chips and stops answering the phone
<fukdis> aww, just like sabernet

<fukdis> there's a place in france
<fukdis> where the nekkid ladies dance
<fukdis> and there's a whole in the wall
<fukdis> where the men can see it all
<fukdis> but the men dont care because they wear no underwear
* fukdis freestyles

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<fukdis> damn
<mnr> hi
<fukdis> hey
<mnr> tell me about yourself
<fukdis> Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business
school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time
during that. I've seen the EXORCIST  ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS
GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A
DEAD GUY... NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK?!? You think I'm qualified?
<mnr> shitface

<DaRoach> sowhatifisuck.com is open
<DaRoach> we need to register that for justin
<Bascha> mario, did you have coffee with your donut?
<Bascha> it's real easy to make coffee
<DaRoach> there is no coffee
<Bascha> ask chris if you aren't sure
<Bascha> it's your last day
<Bascha> he can make you a cup o joe :)
<Xplosiv> yeah
<DaRoach> or www.hahafuckyouhaha.com
<Bascha> heh
<Xplosiv> it'll be a 'special' cup
<Xplosiv> it'll contain urine
<Bascha> ew
<DaRoach> haha
<DaRoach> fuck you
<DaRoach> haha
<Xplosiv> WOULD YOU LIKE A URINE SAMP...I MEAN COFFEE!??!
<DaRoach> http://mymomsringsarebackwards.bitchslap-a-comin.com
<_jay> haha that domain owns
<Xplosiv> momsringsRbackwards.uh-oh.com
<DaRoach> wankingtoyournakedsisteris.a-ok.com
<Bascha> hahahahahaha
<Xplosiv> momsrignsRbakwcwads.oh-siht.com
<DaRoach> kickmysisterin.thejawto.circumsize-me.org

<fukdisguy> hey
<fukdisguy> i'm not opped at all
<fukdisguy> wtf?!
<fukdisguy> nobody likes me! :(
*** DarkDawg sets mode: +o fukdisguy
*** DarkDawg sets mode: +o fukdis
<DarkDawg> happy?
<fukdisguy> hehe
<fukdisguy> YES!
<DarkDawg> welcome
<fukdisguy> you're a swell mofo
<DarkDawg> ty
<DarkDawg> bbl star trek =)
<fukdisguy> ahahaha

<Bascha> haze!
<Bascha> you found dope wars for me?
<_hAZE_> Bascha <=- Yup. =)
<Bascha> i love you guys!
<Bascha> :(
<Bascha> you guys are so good to me :)
* Bascha dances around like a hippie ass fary queen
<DaRoach> fairie
<DaRoach> or fairy
<DaRoach> faerie i mean
* Bascha throws pixy dust around like a nancy ass fairy retard
<Bascha> tra la la
<Xplosiv> pussy
<DaRoach> cunt
<Xplosiv> "tra la la, tra la la, tra la la"
* Bascha chucks fairy dust into chris's anus
<DaRoach> uh
<DaRoach> you'll get that sent back towards you
* Xplosiv creates a dust cloud in julia's face
<DaRoach> like a sandblaster
<Bascha> hahaha
* Bascha has glitter splats all over her face
<Bascha> you fucker!
<Xplosiv> uh.. that's not glitter...
*** fukdis changes topic to '* Bascha throws pixy dust around like a nancy ass fairy
retard'
<DaRoach> hey julia
<Bascha> YOU ASS SPRAY PAINTER!
<DaRoach> why is your glitter all brown?
<Bascha> haha
<Bascha> um
<Xplosiv> and smelly?
<Xplosiv> one word comes to mind.
<Xplosiv> SHITFACE.
<Bascha> it's brown "glue" so the glitter can intricately stay on my face
<DaRoach> its a combination of shit and glitter
<DaRoach> like the mariah carey movie
<Bascha> in the evenly distributed splatter design
<DaRoach> 'shitter'
<Bascha> which has been created by olave's ass
<Xplosiv> IT WAS A BOMB.
<Bascha> I HAVE FAIRY FRECKLES!

<fukdis> the syphilis has driven me insane
<fukdis> and my vision is going
<fukdis> wont be long now...

<fukdis> salty
<fukdis> how old are you?
<Salty> 21
<fukdis> cool
* Salty blongs to the a.a.a
<Salty> er a.a
<Salty> shit
<Salty> nm
<Salty> Ok,. who drank all my rum

<shitted> knee bone connects to the, elbow bone
<Bascha> hahah
<Bascha> fuck you canadian!
<Bascha> you dont' know how it works!

<DaRoach> You're a flamebroiled whopper with man sauce :(

<DaRoach> Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
<DaRoach> pickup lines
<DaRoach> My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.

<juliag> sigh
<juliag> well i guess i'm not working out after all :(
<juliag> god damn mario!
* juliag is back, hi [TG]
<Boss--> you should have brushed your teeth
<juliag> haha
<juliag> uh
<juliag> one eye don't care about bad breath
<PitBu||> hahaha

* Xplosiv is gone.. magical idle
<fukdis> Xplosiv is a magical fruity nancy boy
<mnr> damnit
<mnr> i wish he was here

# FizGiggle is back, hi [TG]
<Acillatem> hiya Lindsay!
# FizGiggle is away, Idle Timey Limit Exceeded . Idle 10 minutes [TG]

<@Xplosiv> SOME GUY JUST GAVE ME AN EGO    
<@Xplosiv> "i'm so surprised to see somebody so knowledgable working in tech
support...it's actually quite refreshing...all you ever get are the idiots who are reading out
of a manual"
<@Xplosiv> i went all out with my softmodem explanation    
&uacute; Xplosiv flexes his brain

<DaRoach> they need something inspireing to talk about
--- DaRoach has changed the topic to: Penis
<dracoling> mmm, now thats inspiration :P
<DaRoach> this channel is full of dirty minded individuals
<DaRoach> they may be far from their computers, but the beckoning word will draw them home
<dracoling> its like the Bat-signal
<DaRoach> 'A giant phalic image filled the night sky this evening..."

<Trolan> no gifts, just money and byoi
<Julia> byoi?
<Julia> what the hell?
<Julia> oh!
<fukdis> bring your own incidents?
<Julia> bring your own idiot
* Julia puts her arm around mario
<Trolan> bring your own intoxicants
<fukdis> oh
<fukdis> ahahah
<fukdis> dibs on chris!
<Julia> hahahahah
<fukdis> wait
<Trolan> and he'd bring you
<fukdis> yeah
<Julia> no dibs on justin!
<Julia> i wanna win this year!
<Trolan> so it works.
<fukdis> we're a perfect pair
<fukdis> chris
<fukdis> be my date
<Xplosiv> only if you put out
<Xplosiv> *wink*
<Julia> 'and now, the idiot contest.  but we noticed justin was present this year.  so
contest over!'
<fukdis> uh, put out what?
<Xplosiv> "put out or get out"
* fukdis plays dumb
<Julia> haha
<fukdis> i'll put somebody out for you
<Julia> *fukdis plays like he dropped something so he can bend over and show chris his good
side
<Julia> hahahahaaha you mo!

<awaken> i had this really awesome sex change dream the other week
<awaken> i was being taught how to act like a girl
<awaken> i was given the mind of one
<awaken> it sucked
<awaken> it was like being a hampster

<juliag> god, i'm always gestering to my poon
<juliag> in all my pics
<juliag> why is that
<Trolan> gravity

<DarkDawg> julia: *fark* OH GOD WHERE DID THE HOUSE GO?
<DarkDawg> fart
<DarkDawg> fuck i can;t type today

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<Julia> i wonder what the rest of that word was
<fukdis> uh
<fukdis> spermspruce
<fukdis> his sperm smells like an air freshener
<Julia> hahaha
<Julia> instead of glade
<Julia> it's glaze

<Trolan> mario just looks for the black shit under that silver lining on clouds.
<DaRoach> what are you talking about?
<DaRoach> i live in the black shit under the silver lining on the clouds

* DaRoach writes the hillarious new comedy, weekend at 2pacs
<DaRoach> 2 black guys try to make themselves look cool by digging up 2pac and acting like
he's still alive
* fukdis writes the screenplya for the pathetic new comedy Weekend at 2pacs 2: 2pac's still
dead!
<Bascha> haha
<Bascha> mario
<Bascha> sometimes....
<Bascha> i don't know man
<Bascha> you frighten me
<fukdis> you scare me
<Bascha> yeah
* DaRoach writes the screenplay for the straight to video comedy, weekend at 2pacs 3: Who invited
Notorious B.I.G?
<Bascha> hahahahaha

<DaRoach> i need some weed
<DaRoach> i have designers block
<DaRoach> :(
<Bascha> haha
<Bascha> i will be your muse
* Bascha runs down to saber, dives under mario's desk and begins to give him.....inspiration :)
<DarkDawg> god dman
<Bascha> yeah, some day justin
<Bascha> maybe you'll have a muse
<DaRoach> are you weed?
<DaRoach> no
<DaRoach> then you dont help me
<Trolan> no, but she'd be inhaling something.
<DarkDawg> i miss that shit
<DaRoach> ...

<DaRoach> poor + weed = hungry and depressed
<fukdis> haha
<DaRoach> cause you know when youre high and theres no food
<DaRoach> theres nothing more sad
<DaRoach> your mother could die and you'd still wish you had dorritos or some pudding

* PitBu|| scratches head
<PitBu||> mmmmm crabs

<fnord_> my name is fnordius decimus maximus!
<fukdis> ahaha
<PitBu||> i need a bellbottom loin cloth in order to get proper coverage
<fnord_> this is marius, my slave
<DaRoach> i'll be daroachius liftus getchunius
<DaRoach> "To get you lifted.... or your gold coin back"
<fnord_> no, you'll be in the arena
<DaRoach> no
<DaRoach> i refuse
<DaRoach> im a general in the greatest army in the world!
<DaRoach> germania!
<PitBu||> i'm pitimus cunniligus rejectus
* DaRoach wears his loin cloth with the nazi insignia
<fnord_> hehe
<PitBu||> haha
<DaRoach> HAIL HITLERNIUS
<DaRoach> IF I KNEW WHAT A JEW WAS OR WHERE I COULD FIND ONE, THERED BE HELL TO PAY!
<DaRoach> actually, my name would be marius doius minumus

<Boss--> Chris got his tongue pierced. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
<fukdis> Mario got his anus pierced the same day
<Boss--> ow
<fukdis> they get caught on each other all the time

<fukdisguy> like those fuckers in africa that stick rocks in their shit?

<DarkDawg> i highly take office to anything dealing with family
<DarkDawg> deakl with it
<DarkDawg> and respect that

<Bascha> john!
<Bascha> you are evil!
<Bascha> and i am very mad at you for being in my dream last night
<Bascha> and what you did to that poor kitten!
<Trolan> so john was killing a kitten by trying to down it in a pool.
<Trolan> in your dream
<Trolan> ok, the symbolism in that is easy.  the pool symbolizes your tranqulity and inner
peace.
<Trolan> killing a kitten, well that's masturbation
<Trolan> so john playing with himself gets you all worked up.

<MrAcro> 1. evaporate icky gizz
<MrAcro> 2. extremely introverted geeks
<MrAcro> 3. Eric is gay!
<MrAcro> 4. eric is gay
<{Kyle}> gizz?
<iamcassie> who is eric
<knocturnl> i am eric
<{Kyle}> who the hell is eric
-> *mracro* 3
<knocturnl> :)
-MrAcro- Your vote for number 3 has been recorded.
<{Kyle}> oh
<iamcassie> well you are gay
<{Kyle}> then I'm voting for it

<PitBu||> nuthin quite like another guys hairy cornhole...mmm mmm good
<DaRoach> and i stoled it!

<@fnord_> speaking of raping sheep
<@DarkDawg> bbl

* Bascha is NAKED!
* Xplosiv shudders
<fukdis> attention whore...
<Boss--> <Bascha> * Bascha is NAKED!
<Boss--> <Boss--> <Bascha> * Bascha is NAKED!
<Boss--> <Boss--> <Boss--> <Bascha> * Bascha is NAKED!
<fukdis> heh
<Bascha> suck my dick!
<Xplosiv> OKAY, WE GET THAT SHE'S NAKED.
<Bascha> no i'm just lying this time
<Bascha> i'm not naked
<Boss--> <Bascha> * Bascha is NAKED!
<Xplosiv> YOU JUST KILLED LIKE 15 PEOPLE'S FANTASIES.
<Trolan> so much for thoughts of breakfast...
<Bascha> haha
<DarkDawg> lol
<fukdis> wow. 15?
<Xplosiv> yes
<Trolan> I was thinking more lik 300
* Boss-- is naked
<Bascha> :(
<Xplosiv> * Boss-- is naked
<Xplosiv> <@Bascha> :(
<Xplosiv> AHAHAH
* Bascha is crying
<fukdis> heh
<fukdis> BURRRRN
<Boss--> some of us want to see Bascha naked
<fukdis> ok
<fukdis> but 15?
<DaRoach> some of you will die trying
<Xplosiv> others of us dont
* DaRoach pulls out his katana
<fukdis> ok. 1. g9mer 2. inkblotty 3. k9 4....
<Bascha> no one wants to see me nekkid :(
<Boss--> I do
<Bascha> but thta's ok
<Bascha> no one ever does
<fukdis> boss, she's completely ignoring you
<Boss--> I noticed
<fukdis> next is the restraining order
<Xplosiv> yeah, she's right, nobody does
<Bascha> oh shut up chris
<Bascha> you ain't fooling anyone
<Bascha> i show you my naked ankle and you pop wood

<Krynn> darkdawg
<Krynn> you rock
<Krynn> =D
<Bascha> darkdawg rocks as much as mullets rock
<Bascha> you do the math

<retard_> In the tone, standard Timey Pacific will be... 4:20

<Bascha> damn you mario!
<Bascha> your eyes are all bug eyed on crakc
<Bascha> and mine aren't
<Bascha> selfish butthole!

<retard_> wrote ' i then on ehte to other i smoke monkey polA~
<DaRoach> that reminds me

<DaRoach> a shitted sandwich on pedigree bread
<DaRoach> with condoms on the side
<shitted> you are so cool
<DaRoach> i know

<fukdis> fuckin dum bass owner thinks they can squeeze two people into these cube things
<PitBu||> uh
<PitBu||> are you sure they're mormon....sounds jewish

<mnr> <HOERBEF> Get Paid To be Online!!!
<mnr> <HOERBEF> For More Info TYPE /msg HOERBEF !money  NO CRACK NEEDED ALL INFO IN THE
FILE(payout $$ a hour ect. ect.)
<mnr> awesome!
<mnr>  i just wish i believed him =[

<DarkDawg> !insult K9
<Pedigree> K9: You infuriating pile of reeky vulture gizzards!
<K9> DIE BITCH!
<DarkDawg> i should install some scripts on my bots
<fukdis> totally
<fukdis> some BK scripts!
<fukdis> <K9> Would you like fries with that?
<fukdis> <K9> You can have it your way!
<fukdis> <K9> Would you like to supersize/go big/get fatter that meal?
<fukdis> <K9> No, I'm on break.
<fukdis> <K9> You wanna fuck on lunch in my Gremlin?

* DarkDawg is away, school bbl [TG]
<Bascha> bye poop on a stick!
<PitBu||> short bus is honking..
<DarkDawg> actually
<PitBu||> *honk* *honk*

<DaRoach> camera is back up
<DaRoach> you people missed chris getting up and scratching his ass
<fukdis> there really is a god!

<DaRoach> The truth is, i can see you all through the camera
<DaRoach> julia, put your shirt back on
<Bascha> cute...
<Bascha> oops!
<Bascha> dude...
<Bascha> ok seriously, how did you know that

<retard_> AHAHHAHAHAH OH FUCK AHAHAHHAHAHAHA
<johnny> hehe
<shitted> johnny just talked to retard_
<shitted> cool

<DaRoach> well, new york is what? 5 hours ahead of us?
<Bascha> hahaha
<Bascha> do you seriously think that's the difference babe?
<DaRoach> ....no
<DaRoach> i know its... 8 hours

* Rainn moves the screen
* ZeKe holds it
* Dallas stapleguns it to the wall
<Dallas> Shoot.. got Rainn's thumb with it too
<ZeKe> good job, Dal!
<Dallas> Thanks.. I call it "Thumbascreen"  It's the latest in a series of
modern artworks
<Rainn> lol

<DarkDawg> fucking hell this shit takes too long to cook =/
<fukdisguy> justin
<fukdisguy> turn on the oven
<DarkDawg> ?