<DaRoach> bye julia, miss you and love you
<DaRoach> and kisses and hugs
<Bascha> miss you and love you too
<Bascha> and hugs and kisses tooooooo
<fukdis> stop that shit right now
<fukdis> is she poisoning you?
<fukdis> dont let her threaten you and shit
<fukdis> you can live with me
<DaRoach> no way
<DaRoach> you may try to get me to touch your penis
<fukdis> mario
<fukdis> if you ever say that again, i'll stick your dick in a blender

*** Topic is 'are you a justin or are you normal?  find out here ->
http://b3ta.com/femaleorshemale/'
*** Set by fnord_ on Wed Apr 03 00:37:26

<Trolan> ok, dentist, back in a while
<DaRoach> dude
<DaRoach> fucker
* Trolan is away, *high pitched drill* "AHHHH" [TG]
<Bascha> i bet mario needs help with something
<Trolan> so just hand him the magnifying glass like you always do

<@Bascha> i wrote dave a little song yesterday
<@Bascha> but i can't remember how it went.  all my songs are just so cool
<@DaRoach> o/~ pussy o/~

<@Bascha> like i'll pick ma butt and then i'll turn around and someone is
          staring at me
<@Bascha> i hate that shit

<@DaRoach> I had a dream once that a trojan warrior with a purple face and one
           eye kept running at this chick and knocker her down
<@DaRoach> and then eventually he just spit on her and walked away
<@Bascha> whoa
<@Bascha> just a random chick?
<@Bascha> who did she most look like?
<@DaRoach> ...
<@Bascha> ...
<@DaRoach> I was joking
<@fukdis> trojan warriors usually spit in their suits
* DaRoach bites Julia
<@fukdis> so thats weird
<@Bascha> fuck you mario
<@DaRoach> there was a hole in his helmet
<@DaRoach> :P
<@fukdis> oh!
<@Bascha> god damn it!
<@fukdis> julia
<@Bascha> i didn't get that one
<@Bascha> son of a!
<@fukdis> AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHA
<@DaRoach> hahaha
<@fukdis> oh shit!

<DaRoach> i couldn't hang out with nate without dave
<DaRoach> dave would have to be my geek to cool translator

* fukdis pisses on random HP desks
<PitBu||> poop on them....it's dirtier and stinks too
<fukdis> takes too much time
<PitBu||> eat prines
<PitBu||> prunes
<PitBu||> ew....I said eat prine!?!?!?!)(&%#)(*&

<fukdis> motherfuck
<DaRoach> fuck fuck
<DaRoach> mother mother fuck fuck
<DaRoach> fuck fuck fuck fuck noise noise noise
<DaRoach> drink beers beers beers
<DaRoach> drinkin'
<fukdis> smokin weed, doin cock
<fukdis> woops

<DizzyStar> jas you know what me and you should do 
<Aliel> ?
<DizzyStar> put suction cups on our hands and feet and stick to peoples car windows 
<Aliel> hehe

<si> send her a message :P
<_hAZE_> I did.
<si> don's pickup line.. "Hey baby, wanna be in the rocky horror picture show?"

<PitBu||> shennanigans!
<PitBu||> i get to go home.... yay me
*** PitBu|| (~heh@66-150-168-52.n2h2.com) Quit (vendors eat my ass nuggets)

<PitBu||> UGH!  julia likes  Sara Mclaughlin.... I have lost all respect for her now

* Trolan is back, all caught up [TG]
<Pamient> wham-bam-thank-you-hand
<Pamient> w/b Trolan

<fnordtoo> my comfort zone is when i have sex, eat sushi, go skiing, take a shower and go to
sleep
<fnordtoo> good things come in Ss
<Bascha> hahaha
<Bascha> this is true

<prine> PICO RULES
<prine> ctrl o, x is cool 
<Trolan> PICO BLOWS GIANT DONKEY DICK.  SO I GUESS PICO NEVER SUCKS FOR YOU

<Xplosiv> i think i'm going to have an orgasm before bed
<dracoling> only one?
<chickey> that is all he is capable off

(03/31/02-03:56:57) <prine> oh
(03/31/02-03:57:00) <prine> this is adams keybord
(03/31/02-03:57:05) <prine> i'm sideways to it
(03/31/02-03:57:10) <prine> and it sucks
(03/31/02-03:57:13) <Xplosiv> so turn it, it has a cord
(03/31/02-03:57:20) <Xplosiv> "oh"
(03/31/02-03:57:38) <prine> and the godamn ctrl-h wasn't set to be backspace... so i kept
getting ~ if i tried to correct anything
(03/31/02-03:57:48) <Xplosiv> uh
(03/31/02-03:57:52) <Xplosiv> nevermind.

<prine> what do i "need" right now
<prine> besides bash... 
<Trolan> a clue
<Trolan> 'nuff said
<prine> uh
<chickey> hahaha
<Trolan> and fuck bash
<prine> i'm soryr i'm not a holy geek like you... 
<prine> i'm in the all section, right now.. with nothing checked.
<prine> ok... what do i "need" then.. 
<Trolan> I repeat, a C-L-U-E.

<Xplosiv> i just tried to blow a pubic hair out of my keyboard and spit all over it
<prine> were you humping your keyboard?
<Trolan> I'm gonna regret this later, but how the hell did a pubic hair get in your work
keyboard?
<prine> did you get one of those carot top keyboards?
<Xplosiv> it came from mario's teeth
* Xplosiv wins.
<prine> oh god
* prine shudders
<Trolan> More likely Jill's
<Xplosiv> yeah, that is true

<dracoling> sporkfuck
<chickey> sporkfuck! :)
<Trolan> sporkfuck?  cute
<Pamient> I'm gonna say that next time I swear
<chickey> lol me too
<chickey> "UGH... SPORKFUCK!"

<Xplosiv> SUCK MY DICK
<DarkDawg> no
<Pamient> You couldn't afford me
<Timey> he couldnt afford neff
<Timey> and neff is free =/
<Xplosiv> yeah, but you're in my price range - so how much are you going to give me?
<Timey> i have one thing that you obviously dont
<Timey> and that is standards
<Timey> low as they may be
<Xplosiv> you're right

<Xplosiv> GOD DAMN IT
<Xplosiv> i just realized what i was doing is a waste of time.

<prine> GODAMNIT, HE WON'T SHUT UP
<prine> FUCK
<Trolan> now you know how we feel

CyRobia: do i need to su root?
TrolanKelly: no, anyone can adjust the passwd file.  what do you think?

<Xplosiv> somebody need to upload lots of shit.
<Xplosiv> pr0n
<fnord_> a multi-billion dollar IP network infrastructure and it's being used to transfer
pictures of naked women
<Trolan> so what's wrong with that?
<fnord_> it's an indicator that something's wrong with people :P
<Xplosiv> somebody need to upload some pr0n and saturate my connection
<Xplosiv> transfer more naked women
<fnord_> but then chris is a living example of that
<Xplosiv> transfer more naked women
<Xplosiv> transfer more naked women
<Xplosiv> transfer more naked women
<Xplosiv> h0 bag

<fnord_> i put my RIT course history in an access database
<fnord_> i'm thinking of normalizing it in a mysql database and implementing a web based
front end so i can do useless things like calculate my actual and possible gpa
<ThePerv> dude
<ThePerv> drink more
<ThePerv> quickly
<fnord_> you are right, i need to teach my brain cells a lesson
<ThePerv> amen brotha

*** DaRoach` sets mode: -o+b Pedrope *!*wope@*.no.no.cox.net
*** Pedrope was kicked by DaRoach` (There's no cox in here)

<fnordtoo> ducky ducky in the sky, dropped a poopie in my eye
<fnordtoo> i didn't weep, i didn't cry!
<fnordtoo> i just thanked god that cows don't fly!

<Bascha> two, it's kind of a way of freeing yourself
<Bascha> three, you like to just have fun in general and you're not a stiff
<PitBu||> I free myself...to pr0n
<PitBu||> i like to free myself when I'm stiff

<Bascha> brb
<Bascha> got a big boy to take care of
* Bascha is away, working out [TG]
<PitBu||> mario must need servicing again

A peek into the minds of poundbye:

<Bascha> pit pit pit
<fukdis> hole hole hole
<fukdis> ditch ditch ditch
<PitBu||> kill kill kill
<fukdis> die die die
<PitBu||> whore whore whore
<fukdis> anal anal anal
<Bascha> yes yes yes~
<Bascha> er...
<Bascha> whoops

<shitted> i like my email better
<shitted> stinky@pakistani.com
<shitted> don't post me on a million porn sites or i'll just cry
<shitted> that's what my hotmail account is for
<fukdis> i'll register you for the NRA and NAMBLA
<PitBu||> mmmmmm NAMBLA
<fukdis> heh
<PitBu||> membership must be soaring with all those newly out-of-work priests

<DarkDawg> i want dsl... =/
<Bascha> dick sex lovin?
<Bascha> hmm....
<Boss--> Justin, see Chris
<Bascha> haha
<DarkDawg> hmm?
<Trolan> dick sucking lips?
<DarkDawg> bbl

* fnordtoo unleashes a horde of squirrels on chris
<Xplosiv> homo
<Trolan> why is it asking for InnoDB shit?
<DarkDawg> cause chris lost his mind
<DarkDawg> and destroyed the db?
<Trolan> apparantly
<fnordtoo> ahahahhaha
<fnordtoo> chris lost his mind
<Trolan> as if he ever had it
<fnordtoo> it fell out of his skull during the squirrel assault
<fnordtoo> ahahahahahhaha
<Boss--> you just noticed?
<fnordtoo> i picture him running down the saber.net hall screaming, squirrels clinging to him
<fnordtoo> ahahahaha

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<dub-moss6> Pet Shop Boys
<dub-moss6> Pet Shop Boys
<fukdis> no
<dub-moss6> why?
<fukdis> pet shop girlyboys
<dub-moss6> FUCK OFF NIGGA!!!
<dub-moss6> FUCK OFF NIGGA!!!
<dub-moss6> FUCK OFF NIGGA!!!
<fukdis> haha
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<Bascha> ok, me, mario, sierra, chris, justin and kelly are chillin
<Bascha> ok i think they want to go on line
<Bascha> it's pathetic
<Bascha> they're playing of course, gta3
<Bascha> and 4 of them have just pulled out their lap tops
<_hAZE_> Hehe.
<Boss--> geekfest
<Bascha> I'M STEPPED IN GEEK JUST NOW!

<PitBu||> To: <pksgh@sunpoint.net>
<PitBu||> From: usojc@private.21cn.com
<PitBu||> Subject: Animal Lovers Go To The Extreme!!!
<PitBu||> Date: Fri, 22 Mar 2002 17:16:53 -0500
<PitBu||> Hot Girls And Wild Horses!
<PitBu||> CLICK HERE
<PitBu||> i gotta stop signing up on those beastie sites

<j3st3r> bbias...  shooting lunch.

<gnurgle> http://iida.vvv.tf/scanned/2002-03-22/ !
<PitBu||> ohmagawd he speaks?!?
<gnurgle> U R like S0 weird, d0od.

<DaRoach> blue streak 2
<DaRoach> martin lawrence does what? plays a mexican cop?
<Xplosiv> mexican cop...isn't that more or less like a "if you bribe me, i
won't care what you do" person?

<Xplosiv> i just farted big time.
<Xplosiv> it gonna stink.
* Xplosiv wins.
<Xplosiv> i heard some wetness too
<DaRoach> uh
<Xplosiv> WOULD YOU LIKE SOME FART SPRAY IN YOUR FACE!?!?

<Xplosiv> uh
<Xplosiv> I'M FUCKING TIRD

<Bascha> it's cause we're tough bitches
<Timey> damn straight julia
* Timey listens to the strawberry shortcake theme

<fukdis> from the moment i could talk, i was ordered to listen
<PitBu||> shuddup

<DarkDawg> god damn it, i can;t wiat till sept.
<DarkDawg> Harry Potter 5 comes out

<DarkDawg> his new one looks good
<fukdis> who's new what?
<DarkDawg> Sbealburg

<prine> this drink is making me need to crap something fierce. 
<prine> FUCK
<prine> UGH@$@_
<fukdis> just piss on your leg