<DaRoach> little tits
<DarkDawg> hmm hi

<fukdis> canadians have a short attention span
<Bascha> yeah, that's because their ancestors originated from a moose
<Bascha> they fuck a lot of moose
<fukdis> MOOSE FUCKERS!
<Bascha> the moose is they're like....god
<Bascha> ever hear of a beer called moose head?
<Bascha> it's not just a clever name
<PitBu||> moosehead...that's a canadian sex position I think

<fukdis> um, thats retarded
<DaRoach> mmm...retarded
<fukdis> mmm...taking advantage of retarded girls...

<Timey> im going down to the lake today
<Timey> w00t
<DaRoach> skinny dipping?
<Timey> no
<fukdis> going down at the lake is always fun
<Timey> waters not high enough
<DaRoach> uh, water?
<fukdis> you know, the green liquid you swim in
<DaRoach> skinny dipping doesn't mean walking around?

<DaRoach> justin
<DaRoach> honkey bitch
<DarkDawg> ?
<DaRoach> that is all
<DarkDawg> oh
<DarkDawg> alright

<Bascha> i got into #binladin
<Bascha> but...
<Bascha> it's dead

<Boss--> when I kickban someone for being stupid I advise you to stay out of it
<Kermy> stfu
<Kermy> ignored
*** Added boss--!*@* to ignore list

<Xplosiv> i got my script to work with old log files and everything!%!
<Xplosiv> i'm a perl god.
<minty> yeah except that you're an idiot

<PitBu||> excuse me while I kiss the sky.... and hump this sheep
<PitBu||> baaaaa baaaaaaaaaa

<prine> uh
<prine> godamnit
<prine> i think i stepped into a gay orgy

Bascha: literally, it's peggin time
* Bascha starts up the wakachika porn music
fnordtoo: i'd let you shove a few thousand $$ up my ass if it meant i could use it to buy that
camera
Bascha: haha
Bascha: ew
Bascha: i know you would too
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Bascha: you kinky man!
Bascha: speaking of kinky
Bascha: how's your woman justina
DarkDawg: she's fine

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<DaRoach> and thats why pitbull doesn't have any ball hair
<DaRoach> OH, HI JAMEY

*** Timey changes topic to 'I have not failed, I've just found 10,000 ways that don't
work.'

<Xplosiv> i'll bet your asshole is the width of a football.
<Bascha> yeah it is

<Bascha> ah i feel extra gay today
<Timey> you look it too

<Trolan> julia singing
<Bascha> uh
<Bascha> i dont sing!
<DaRoach-> julia sings like an angel :(
<DiscoDog> an angel of death
* DaRoach- smacks bob
<DaRoach-> I'm protectin' my property
<DaRoach-> er, woman

<Trolan> for those of you keeping score at home, that was approx: 30mins
<kaysha> hahaha
<Bascha> hahahahaahah
<Trolan> <=- bad
<kaysha> [03/14/02 02:01] * Bascha is away, "going to bed" [TG] -> [03/14/02
02:32] <Bascha> :)
<kaysha> about 30 min?
<kaysha> almost zackly
<kaysha> WAY TO GO MARIO!
* kaysha laughs
<kaysha> :)
<Trolan> guess you could almost say it was like cockwork.
<Trolan> err., clockwork

<Trolan> "There's alot of guys who wouldn't want to fight Tonya
Harding..."
<Trolan> ahahah
<Bascha> haha
<Bascha> yeah, you hear her songs?!
<fukdis> does anybody like that ho?
<fukdis> i saw the video...
<PitBu||> who hasn't?
<fukdis> :)
<PitBu||> :)
<PitBu||> she's a dirty hooker
<fukdis> damn oregon ho's!
<PitBu||> cassies not here, that's not fair
<Bascha> brb
<fukdis> yeah, but i couldnt save it

<fukdis> gays were kicked out of france because they were too clean

<wolfchunk> i have human sex at 3:30

<Trolan> <sigh> sierra... 
<Trolan> he's being odd again.
<DiscoDog> where is sierra being od?
<DiscoDog> d
<Trolan> AIM, I think it's the extent of messaging software he's capable of using
anymore.
<Trolan> =)
<Kermy> what'd he do?
<Trolan> he's being himself.
<Trolan> CyRobia (11:45:51 PM): next term i'm going to take some networking
classes/system adminstration
<Trolan> CyRobia (11:46:02 PM): i'm pretty sure that is what i want to do... rather than
"programming"
<Trolan> eeeek!
<Trolan> tho it would have one major benefit
<Trolan> Bob, you'd look like an Admin god.
<Trolan> for once.
<DiscoDog> hahaha

<Trolan> do it locally, then once you know it works, just adjust IPs as needed.
<Xplosiv> yeah
<Xplosiv> that's what i had planned.
<Trolan> whoa, he's learning
<Trolan> will wonders never cease?

<DarkDawg> hmm
<Trolan> trying to give yourself a hummer?
<Xplosiv> yeah, but now he's sad, because his neck hurts.
<DarkDawg> fuck you

<prine> just watch justin type
<prine> he's bound to say somethign stupid
<DarkDawg`> ohcoruse

<Kermy> damn it
<Kermy> I can't mount the rear fan of my new case
<Kermy> ....
<Kermy> hmmmm
<awaken> you really need a woman
<awaken> quit mounting hardware
<awaken> ugh
<Kermy> uh yea...
<Trolan> could be worse
<Trolan> he could be mounting a disk

<cassie> hey be nice you guys :P
<cassie> justins a nice guy
<cassie> i bet he doesnt laugh when you have a gf sierra
<cassie> wait, when was the last time you had one?!
<cassie> oof, heahhe

<Xplosive> uh
<Xplosive> uh
<Xplosive> i need jeff
<cassie> we know
<Xplosive> brb
<Trolan> hand ain't enough at the moment, eh?

<Bascha> i'll make you cry bitch!
<Xplosiv> i know, you have... :(
<Kermy> donkey punches?
<Kermy> Jew gets on all four (like she usually does) and kicks?
<kaysha> hehe
<Bascha> i kow i hae!
<Bascha> and i will again!
<Bascha> because i am the punany queen!
<Bascha> i am ruler of all that is dumb!

<Xplosiv> stinky...
<Bascha> i donbt' stink!
<Bascha> i showered today, can you say the same?
<Xplosiv> THAT'S BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T FOR LIKE 3 WEEKS PREVIOUS.

<fukdis> justin is cooler than i though

*** Topic is 'well shit, if i knew it was this kinda party, ima stick my dick in the mash
potatoes'
*** Set by awaken on Mon Mar 11 12:16:17

<fukdis> julia's cool!
<Bascha> i am not!
<Bascha> god damn it!

<PitBu||> yeah... um... girlfriends suck.... YEAH@!

<Bascha> who here has a girlfriend
<Bascha> hands?
<awaken> my hands are my girlfriend

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<Burn_Brai> god damn im horny
<Burn_Brai> 7.5 inches comin out the side of my boxers
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<Bascha> but i bet i've been with more chicks then you have fuck knocker!

<Trolan> jeez, ever after that 41% julia, everyone's calling you queer nicknames.  ;)
<Bascha> :(
<Bascha> no one saw
<Bascha> i should just lie
<Bascha> but then i just told you guys i should lie
<Bascha> ....so um.....
<Bascha> i kinda just fucked myself
<Trolan> now that's flexability
<Bascha> does that mean my percentage goes up?

<DaRoach> god, jills gonna be one of those people that gets every std known to man and will
outlive us all
<DaRoach> because she'll be immune to all things
<DaRoach> like bullets

<DaRoach> jill brought my car back
<fukdis> inspect for damage?
<DaRoach> she walked in and touched my back and said "thanks for giving it to me on such
short notice"
<DaRoach> i almost gagged
<Thpank69> aaaaahahahahhaa
<fukdis> aaaaaaaaahahahahahhaha
<fukdis> she wants to stroke your johnson with her senior citizen hands

<BiSekJewl> mmm... smoked meat

<DaRoach> I
<DaRoach> AM
<DaRoach> THE ASSHOLE
<Bascha> s
<Bascha> you missed an s mario
<Bascha> it's plural

<DarkDawg> hmm new computers come with too much crap on them
<DaRoach> oh, you mean that useless crap between the keyboard and the chair?
<fukdis> ahahhahaha
<DarkDawg> mario: no
<DarkDawg> and fuck you

<Bascha> i like to smoke sometimes
<Bascha> like when i'm drinkin in a bar.  once in a while i like to
<fukdis> smoke monkey pole?
<Bascha> but i've been doing it way too much
<Bascha> monkey pole is my friend!

<DarkDawg> ny brain owns u
<DarkDawg> my

<Trolan> this is odd
<Bascha> kelly, are you looking down your pants again?
<Bascha> it's called hair!

<Tsepis> Martin used to work here, but left to do sales for earthlink
<Tsepis> they gave him a hummer
<PitBu||> mmmmm hummer
<Tsepis> the automobile, not the sexual reference
<PitBu||> oh

<Bascha> i'm only 41%!
<Tsepis> WOULD YOU LIKE A FISH TACO!
<Tsepis> ?
<Bascha> yes!
<Tsepis> DYKE

<Bascha> i dont' want a fur burger
<Bascha> i told you i want shaved

<[cassie]> scrotempole

<PitBu||> that's a pretty bush league move... have a little respect
*** DaRoach changes topic to '<PitBu||> that's a pretty bush'