<awaken> was a guy licking your anus?
<r0c> lol no
<r0c> i cant do that for 4 more years
<daed> why not
<r0c> cause you cant in the navy

<Timey> I need more weed.

<Bjorkdoll> I tried to pm amylee and the error msg said "no suck nick"

<Bascha> ok i'm going
<Bascha> bah!
* Bascha has quit IRC
<fukdat> whoa
<fukdat> she actually went

<@DaRoach> so tired
<@DaRoach> so hung over
<@DaRoach> so sure I didn't have sex
<@DaRoach> almost 80%
<@fukdat> did you take the tuna on sausage test yet?
<@DaRoach> yeah
<@DaRoach> nada
<@fukdat> sweet

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<big_crocI> hi
<DaRoach> anyone from canada is a cockbite
<big_crocI> ..
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<Lindsay> Since I told him that if he tried to pull that shit again I'd castrate him
<DarkDawg> yea
<shitted> what shit
<Lindsay> That "Don't tell anyone"
<shitted> that he's gay?

<Bascha> so yah....you all suck
<Bascha> by big cack!
<Trolan> we know better.  small cack
<Bascha> do you normally say your name at the end of a sentence?
<Trolan> no, just your's bitch.
<Trolan> :)

<@Bascha> behave
<@Bascha> i don't wanna have to dick slap you
<@Bascha> haha
<@Bascha> no
<@Bascha> 17
<@Bascha> bitch!
<@Bascha> i think...
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<@Krynn`> fucking mexicans.
<Foolish01> hahaha
<Foolish01> krynn, i like your style!
<@Krynn`> :D

<@DaRoach> QUAKE
<@DaRoach> DOT
<@DaRoach> STFU
<@DaRoach> DOT
<@DaRoach> ORG
<@fukdis> DOT
<@fukdis> AU
<@DaRoach> ahahaha

<@shitted> jamming nightwish
<@shitted> while playing chess
<@shitted> it's good shit

<tardbaby1> GET OFF MY NUTS
* tardbaby1 is gone. smoking a bowl

* tardbaby1 slams the door on his boob

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<DoYouKnow> you cannot put baby on a bagel
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<Trolan> sierra thinking about pussy.  scary
<prine> sierra getting pussy
<Trolan> that's scarier

<Timey> I start classes on August 18
<shitted> so early?
<Timey> Yup
<DaRoach> im going to take sex ed again
<shitted> why
<DaRoach> cause I forgot where the penis goes
<DarkDawg> me too
<DarkDawg> bout the same time

<tardbaby1> HEH
<daed> chris
<daed> why're you so gay
<fwee> yah
<fwee> be like daed and supress yer gayness
<Trolan> yeah, listen to fwee, the expert on supressing gayness.
<fwee> yermom

<DaRoach> olave couldn't find a chick, which saddened deeply his ol'
dick. When he'd try to find a girl, she'd say 'hi' and he would hurl.
He'll wander through this land so lost, finding love at no great cost.
But wait! What's this! It's 50 dollah! It's time to find a nighttime 
callah!

<DaRoach> Julia has a smelly ass, which scared away an entire class.
They put her in a box of glass, which broke when she passed some gas.
If only she had a plug, like one from an old time jug. She'd ram it up
her smelly crack and get her life back on track.
 

<DaRoach> cassie is lying above me on the sofa
<DaRoach> and she just tried to adjust and completely slid down
<DaRoach> woke up all freaked out
<Bascha> hahaha
<Bascha> she's so cute
<Bascha> give her nuzzles for me
<DarkDawg> what? cassie is visitibng you!!@#!@#?
<Bascha> lick her ass for me too :)
<Bascha> heh
<Bascha> yeah!
<Bascha> and cassie's above you!?
<Bascha> whoa
<DarkDawg> now that is just scary

<shitted> want to see something cute?
<Bascha> what?  you got a pic?
* shitted shows you a mirror
<Bascha> awww
<shitted> isn't that the cutest mirror
* Bascha give shitted squishies
<Bascha> ew
<Bascha> squishy shit

<Timey> Cause his girlfriend wouldnt be too happy about that
<Timey> And he's not all that attractive anyway
<DarkDawg> so, just close your eyes
<Timey> Uh
<Timey> No
<Timey> I'll just to go Richmond.
<tardbaby1> two words
<tardbaby1> GARBAGE
<tardbaby1> BAG
<tardbaby1> you spend too much time talking about dick and not enough time getting dick

<Timey> Hmm
<Timey> I'm still alive
<DarkDawg> good
<Timey> I feel a million times better
<DarkDawg> what did you do?
<tardbaby1> got dick

<DaRoach> THE SUCKING MUST END!
<Trolan> yeah, close your legs

<tardbaby1> know of any good sites for custom laptops? :D
<_hAZE_> That must be Xp..

<prine> last time i was home
<prine> i was at gotchalks with my parents
<prine> they were talking to some guy
<prine> i got bored, went to the parking lot and smoked a bowl. 
<prine> came back in, surely reaking of weed. 
<prine> and contineu to sit there as they talk
<tardbaby1> when i join the NFL, i want to be a GREEN BOWL PACKER.
<prine> i get bored again, leave... (for a second bowl) 
<prine> they come out. 
<prine> *sniff**sniff* well where is bob
<prine> we get in the car
<prine> my dad says "You know, that guy  I was talking to. He's a Humboldt County
Sheriffs officers" 
<tardbaby1> AHAHA
<prine> I just grinned
<prine> and said "Ooops" 

<Bascha> it's all nice and girly
<Bascha> and i'm wearing a dress that shows off what i got
<Bascha> oh yeah!
<Trolan> your ass is open?  ew

<Trolan> well, don't worry, I have desire to use your ass juice.

<awaken> hey julia
<awaken> guess what i got for my gf
<Bascha> what did you get her?
<Trolan> a dildo, so she could find out what a real dick is supposed to look like?
<mnr> haha
<Bascha> hahahahaha
<awaken> i got her a bear from build-a-bear
<awaken> with a personalized voice recording
<Bascha> holy shit! 
<Bascha> of your voice or her own?
<awaken> ya
<Bascha> those are expensive
<awaken> it says arr
<Bascha> how much was it?
<awaken> 34
<awaken> $
<shitted> that sounds like a cheesy gift
<shitted> you know what i'd get if i had a gf
<shitted> her own personal kunta kinte
<awaken> uh
<awaken> google kunta kinte
<fnordtoo> http://www.kuntakinte.org/
<mnr> google blarg
<fnordtoo> http://www.blarg.net/
<awaken> wtf is a kunta kinte
<shitted> and it'd be like "no my name is kunta kinte!"
<shitted> then you could slap it and tell it it's name is tobey
<shitted> and it goes around saying "yessuh?"
<shitted> that is freaking cool
<shitted> it's a dude
<shitted> he was a black slave
<shitted> haven't you ever seen roots
<awaken> no
<shitted> he somehow got onto star trek
<awaken> uh
<shitted> and reading rainbow
<awaken> ya
<awaken> i know him
<shitted> that's why he's so awesome
<Bascha> hahahaha
<shitted> see
<Bascha> shitted you a funny mo fo
<shitted> it's a good gift
<shitted> better than some cheesy bear with a 4kb/s mono recording of yourself
<mnr> im glad i dont have a gf anymore
<shitted> what the hell would you have it say anyway
<shitted> "fak you!"
<mnr> "suck my cock now, bitch"
<shitted> could have it shuffling through a bunch of 4kb/s mono recordings

<DarkDawg> AHAHAHA
<DarkDawg> my neabore is going to jail
<Trolan> and so are your fingers for murdering the english language

<shitted> what kind of faggot loser reads that shit
<DarkDawg> or whatever
<DarkDawg> i do
<DarkDawg> and kelly has read them also
<DarkDawg> lots of people have read them
<shitted> all faggot losers

<DarkDawg> shitted: have you read them?
<shitted> hell no
<DarkDawg> i sigjuest you do, they are very good
<DarkDawg> er
<DarkDawg> sigest

<enirps> actually, its more the fact i need to change the sheets
<enirps> i don't want to sleep in them... they're covered in willie hair 
<Trolan> eek
<Trolan> uhm, sierra, you might want to trim if you have that kind of problem

<mynd^Melt> buying the right video card is like trying to tell if a girl is a virgin with all
her clothes on.
<Salty> mynd, its still not easy to tell with her clothes off.
<trickee> thats why you read reviews
<mynd^Melt> well no but its a fuck alot easier when you get in there and start fucking with it
<Trolan> well, if the girl has reviews, odds are she's not a virgin

<awaken_> i have thrown away my life
<awaken_> because of irc
<awaken_> ya
<SonicWave> lol
<awaken_> for the most part
<awaken_> irc
<SonicWave> you're only 20
<awaken_> relations on irc leading to drug use
<SonicWave> you'll live to be 3 times your age
<awaken_> irc and drug use at same time
<awaken_> everquest through computer addiction
<SonicWave> shame
<awaken_> ya
<awaken_> i smoked the last of my hydroponic afghani today
<SonicWave> enjoy it?
<awaken_> i'm doing that right now

<Xplosiv> when dave worked at sabernet, he used to always find the picture of the most fucked
up tits and crack jokes about them
<Xplosiv> he found a picture of a chick with like a 3 inch nipple
<Xplosiv> it was sick
<Trolan> wow, a girl with a nipple bigger than chris'... yeah.
<DarkDawg> lol
<Xplosiv> it was bigger
<Xplosiv> yet strangely arousing
<Trolan> of course, it's you seeing a pic of a tit.
<Trolan> show you a picture of XX chromosomes and you pitch a tent
<fnordtoo> ...
<fnordtoo> well, that's just wrong

<Salty> i just wanna do it on my sis

<Trolan> "ever urinate off of a structure more than 5 stories tall?"
<Trolan> stuff like that
<DarkDawg> hah
<Trolan> ah, saturday night repeat
<Xplosiv> i've done that
<Trolan> pee off tall biuldings with a single squirt?
<Xplosiv> yeah
<Xplosiv> actually, off the hoover dam
* Xplosiv grins
<DarkDawg> no way?
<Trolan> the main dam?
<Xplosiv> yes

<shitted> are you making a lot of money
<shitted> from the look of your ghetto basement, i wouldn't think so

<DarkDawg> it cost too much
<DarkDawg> $100 electric bill is too much
<Xplosiv> jack off and donate to the sperm bank
<Xplosiv> to pay it
<Trolan> he'd have to find it first before he could do that
<Trolan> let alone who would pay for his?

* prine humps around
<prine> wait
<prine> godamnit
<prine> retract!
<shitted> does your swiss knife respond to irc given commands?
<DarkDawg> lol
<Trolan> he's got a voice operated dildo

.......i have a vagina!  love me!

<DarkDawg> i hate my neabore
<DarkDawg> fucking drunk moron
<DarkDawg> i'm 5 min away from calling the cops
<Trolan> NEIGHBOR YOU FUCKING SPELLING LOSER
<DarkDawg> blaring music at 1:15 in the morning
<chickey> wow, he actually said neabore
<Trolan> whoa, I channeled mario there I guess
<DarkDawg> don't care, too tired to think, bou to sleep
<chickey> holy shit that's not even his fucking keyboarding incompetence
<chickey> that's purely stupidity

<chickey> where should i forward dorkdawg@poundbye.com ?
<DarkDawg> katia: darkdawg@challenged.org
<DarkDawg> and not dorkdawg
<DarkDawg> damnit!
<Trolan> ok, forward dickless@poundbye.org to darkdawg@challenged.org
<chickey> Added virtuser entry to map: dickless@poundbye.com to: darkdawg@challenged.org

<DarkDawg> hey kelly: when is it nessicary for a sit to have a shitload of bandwidth?
<Trolan> when it has a shitload of traffic
<DarkDawg> ah
<DarkDawg> ok

<DaRoach> STFU.org is gay and stupid. GOOD GOING, JOHN.

<awaken> uh
<awaken> a stabbity?
<@shitted> 6 Klisje Panda Man Robot Monk 44 STR 136 Act VI +28 Stabbity Polished Halberd
<awaken> I HAVE A STABIBTY
<@shitted> it's a polished one too
<@shitted> they send it off to poland
<awaken> whats a stabbity
<@shitted> where they do something to it
<@shitted> and it becomes polished
<@Xplosiv> what's a stabbity?
<@Xplosiv> a really cool sword?
<@shitted> it's a like nike, except they make weapons, in progress quest
<awaken> ITS LIKE MIKE

<Trolan> awww, someone propsed on trl
<Trolan> level!

<DarkDawg> hell everyone thought the world was round, was it? NO
<shitted> haha
<awaken> not since darkdawg farte don it
<DarkDawg> er
<DarkDawg> wait
<DarkDawg> vkhl kghklwefu g45
<DarkDawg> flaty
<DarkDawg> flat