* DaRoach is back. eheheh [SZoff]
<@DaRoach> AHAHA
<@DaRoach> Julia just farted really fucking loud
<@DaRoach> and then goes "OOOOOWWWWWW!!!!!!"
<@DaRoach> and grabs my arm like shes at the dentists or some shit
<@DaRoach> and i was like "oh my fucking god, what the hell is wrong with you?"
<@Trolan> she deny it again?
<@DaRoach> and she goes "You've never pushed your cheeks together to make it
louder?" "Rarely, and when I do it sure as hell doesn't fucking hurt!"
<@DiscoDog> doesnt look like it
<@DaRoach> now she's asking for 'chocolate starfish bandaids"
<@DaRoach> She says she never farted when you were here
<@DaRoach> JESUS CHRIST
<@DaRoach> SHE DID IT AGAIN
<@Trolan> I recall a "*PFFFFT!*  OW!"
<@DaRoach> AND IT SOUNDED LIKE A TIRE DEFLATING
<@DaRoach> WITH A HOWLL OF PAING)(@#JKL!@#
* DaRoach takes cover
<@DaRoach> shes crying and holding her ass
<@DaRoach> talking abotu how she's suffering
<@Trolan> so plug her hole.  ;)