<Bossdude> omg I am laughing my ass off here
<Bossdude> my fathers new girlfriend
<Bossdude> a woman in her 70's, who has a country band
<Bossdude> she wears a big fucking white cowboy hat
<fukdis> ahahaha
<fukdis> i thought your father wanted to kill you
<Bossdude> he prolly still does
<Bossdude> I'm finding this out through the grapevine
<fukdis> oh
<fukdis> that's funny shit
<fukdis> does she sing in the country band? i'd like to see her dentures fly out during
the chorus
<Bossdude> she plays guitar
<Bossdude> I'm picturing this in my mind and I can't stop laughing
<fukdis> haha
<Bossdude> maybe he'll forget about wanting me dead now that he's getting some from
a cowgirl
<fukdis> i wonder if her guitar has its own walker
<fukdis> haha
<Bossdude> HAHA
<fukdis> tappin that dusty ass!
<Bossdude> her last husband divorced her because he couldn't keep up with her
<Lucyen> Uh.
<fukdis> damn
<fukdis> slutty gramma
<Bossdude> more info!
<Bossdude> she's divorced 4 times
<Bossdude> LOL
<Lucyen> Damn.
<fukdis> woohoo
<Lucyen> Hrm... 70 year old country singing slut.
<Lucyen> I'm gonna guess somewhere ther's a 10 year old polaroid of her fucking a
beer bottle.
<Bossdude> hahahahaha
<fukdis> haha
<fukdis> http://www.fukdis.com/fukdis/images/wildparty_jpg.jpg
<Lucyen> And the sad thing is, that's likely the most basic.
<Lucyen> Then we have farm implements and the occasional farm animal.
<fukdis> and whole guitars
<Bossdude> haha
<fukdis> flutes just dont do the trick
<Lucyen> That's gotta hurt being pulled out.
<fukdis> haha. but not being pushed in?
<Lucyen> *shrug*
<fukdis> come on. we know you're the expert
<Lucyen> I admit it.  I've had hundreds of guitars pushed all the way into my tight
pussy.
<Lucyen> And every single one of them hurt like holy hell afterward...
<Lucyen> ...mostly because I had came and could feel pain again.
<Lucyen> Happy?